Fandomlust

26 avert your eyes

[dogpuppy]

[truntechgodhead]

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

[truntechgodhead]

wait fuck thats sa

[perfectlygenericblog]

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

[rosewhipped22]

tumblr trying to discern nsfw content like

[winchesterprincessbride]

CRYING I am laughing so hard

[tenderfeeling]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[oldmancaleb-deactivated20220531]

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[grethensedges-blog]

[marisatomay]

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

[grimelords]

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

[depsidase]

[punkrockdragonrainbowhipster-de]

[splattox]

By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

[nonbinary-entomologist]

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

[frankenmouse]

I love that this started like one of those rural Gothic posts and ended with “FUCK FIRE ANTS”

[bardstardish]

i found something really funny

[bardstardish]

a photo editor for men

[bardstardish]

aw boy i tried editing this picture of a rose and it gave it abs

[bardstardish]

tutter is fucking shredded

[bardstardish]

when someone says ur cute but ur ready 2 personally fight them in real life

[zagreus]

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

[zagreus]

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[ishipitlikeups]

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

[shagurlwho]

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

[pseudophan]