bit nsfw but i wanna know what some of the weirdest stuff is that people have walked in on in the losers household. like im sure it happens all the time. actually it doesnt even have to be sexy cause im sure there have been instances where bill and richie have been caught trying to feed richie beer through a tube, or stan and ben seeing how much stuff they can stack on an asleep-on-the-couch eddie.
I think that the there is 1000% weird shit that goes down in the Loser household. Some of it is sexual, someone it is just plain weird, and most of it is hilarious.
They live in a relatively safe neighborhood, so they have an open door policy. It originated because Richie is a big dumb bitch and constantly forgets his keys and the other losers got tired of letting him into the house. So they just… stopped locking their back door. Because none of them have braincells.
Either way, all of their friends outside of The Losers know that the back door is always unlocked and it’s become kind of a regular thing for people to just waltz in and out of their house. Most of them have been lowkey traumatized. None of them have learned their lessons. These are their stories:
Mike keeps one of those workout bars in the doorway to the kitchen to do pull ups with. Someone has walked into the house and seen Richie’s arms tied to it, fully naked, with Bill just standing in front of him.
Stan has walked in to find Richie covered head to toe in baking flour and absolutely no baking equipment out or any indication Richie was baking at all. He left immidately
Someone has walked in to find Bill shitting with the door open in the downstairs bathroom. The toilet is too far from the door for him to reach and shut it. They just stared at each other
Someone once walked in to find the entire living room done up in an intricate blanket fort. No one was home and there was no explanation for it.
Richie and Eddie once tried to make a house of cards, but instead of cards they tried to use kitchen plates. Someone walked in and startled them and all the plates broke. Mike made them go buy new ones
Someone once walked into the house and started to have a conversation with a very strange looking bill. he had a beanie on, wasn’t standing the way be normally would, and was giving short, one word answers. Turns out it was just Bev in drag
Mike tied Ben up to the couch and blindfolded him. He left Ben in nothing but a cockring. Ben still has no idea that his lab partner came over to work on their assignment and then IMMEDIATELY left
Everyone has walked in to at least two of them fucking at any given time
One poor soul walked in to ALL of them fucking. Richie jokingly offered for her to join.
Thank you for sending this in!!!
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