TsurugiD.Akari

[senecio11]

Lightner AU but it's just Ralsei and their ever-expanding collection of Wacky Roommates

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[leafs-a-hater]

Something I kind of dislike about the """girl Jax design""" is that it positions Jax as having more choice over her appearance than the rest of the cast. Jax CHOSE that hair, Jax CHOSE that bow, Jax CHOSE that outfit, but the rest of the cast are still stuck in a body that is not their own, they cannot make choices (afaik) to change themselves. Only Jax can. It once again is telling me that the show views Jax having more autonomy over herself as a net positive, but for the rest of the cast it is not. Considering there's another member of the cast who is also gender queer and stuck in a body they dislike (Zooble) but they are forced to essentially Suck It Up and Learn To Love Themself etc etc. It's unfair and cruel.

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[autismfox]

Graffiti is modern day cave painting

[fandomvoiager]

I dunno how this works and laws and concepts like obscenity change depending by society, but a non-so-insignificant part of graffiti I saw were slurs, dicks, insults, blasphemy and even a couple of swastikas, and yea the plain beige concrete isn't great, but I would prefer it to a giant dick or a slur. And since it's a public space, to avoid people from writing all kinds of stuff on a wall, they made it illegal for everybody.

I don't think that is the best solution, but it's not even the worst

[bamsara]

ASHLEY CAT ATTACK

[bamsara]

ASHLEY CAT ATTACK

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[ominous-signs]

Official somber sign

[lo-barry]

a bunch of murdermedia doodles

[arlencc]

[zolltraak]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[pikabelle]

This is actually how samurai would get new names when they entered adulthood and began serving a new master. They'd generally go by a "childhood name" given to them by their parents at birth, then when they came of age (or their life circumstances just changed), they'd get a new name made up of kanji relavant to their life, and one of those kanji would usually be from the name of their new master.

TIL that gardeners follow a feudalistic heirarchy and abide by the Eight Virtues of Bushido.

[lo-barry]

Radiostatic cards from my acggoods♥

part 1 - only demon forms

part 2 - with human forms

[lo-barry]

Radiostatic cards from my acggoods♥

part 2 - with human forms

part 1 with only demons

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from SpookyBritches Jules (@/ SQLPi) on Oct 12, 2020 reading: Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You’re a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. /End ID]

Plain text: Everything that lives requires rest. Stop judging yourself for not being a robot.

[antibunni]

The only thing — not man, animal, insect, plant, or machine — that demands no rest is capitalism

[heykayhayes]

Thought of these two the instant I heard this TikTok audio...