Okay so I wasn’t around when it came out, but did we ever talk about how horrible Sherlock’s Hair looks in the Sign of Three?
Its just… thats awful. Look at the bit at his nape, it’s all overgrown and sticky outtie compared to the fringe
Who told him to add product to your fringe, you look like a monk, the shape of your head has come out all weird now, too thin on top and bottom with a tire around the middle like a headband
Don’t you smile at me, Sherlock, we have the same hair, me you john and jesus all know that with that cowlick and those straight roots you need volume and fluff, /not/ a singular lump of out of place curls in a all the wrong places and a giant unbecoming empty spot in a quarter of your hair.
Dont you sulk at me. You used gel didn’t you? You know we can’t use gel it weighs your hair down. Who gave you gel? Go buy off every store in a mile radius, you are not allowed to have gel.
Sir, you know your best look is ‘soft’ hair, only products without visible residue are allowed!
The ideal is volume, and to not weigh down the stuff closest to the root. More curl, more cute!
I like to imagine he panicked the morning before the wedding, tried to brush it down and ‘look fancy’ with a spornette brush, then whipped out the gel at the last minute because he realized what a horrible horrible mistake brushing it had been. This is what happens when you touch it with a spornette, Sherlock, awful things, lumpy puppy headed things.
That or he decided to add more obvious product in his hair, because for some reason John doesnt realize Sherlock scrunches product in after the shower.
((and yes i know its a wig, but its a wig that looks just like my hair, including colour and placement of cowlick, and i know what happens when you fuck up))
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