Kaitlyn M.

"without breath, love is just necrophilia"I small little blog about nothing in particular - I enjoy sad movies and long walks to the fridge.

[unclefather]

[sixpenceee]

“I caught it on camera.” Posted by u/Eleodan.

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[jewishdragon]

I lost my MIND at the packing peanuts one holy FUCK

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[theimaginator-omniworld]

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

[moonykins]

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

[theleafriday]

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

[studthismuffin]

He’s the voice of god

[biglawbear]

“to the female anglerfish, the human male is nothing but a loud, annoying pair of gonads”

GOLD

[adamsmasher]

same way we are to human females tbh

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

[fivetail]

“did you just pause the bee movie to have discourse about the bee movie”

[sunflower-avenue]

Off camera: “This supreme court decision that could have happened, and since there had to have have been like, enough sort of like debate beforehand about whether…”

On camera: “Ok, but shouldn’t there have been a spinning newspaper transition there. Like Supreme Court declares bees as full citizens of the United States”

Off camera: “I mean, to be… to be fair, they’re only focusing on the bee media”

On camera: “On the bee media! *claps* ok, well on the bee media I think it would be a big fucking deal for them to be like Oh! We’re people now”

Off camera: “Well the thing is though, they probably already recognize themselves as FULL American citizens because they were born in America and have all… generations of coming *cut-off*”

On camera: “You know what this movie presents a lot of questions about personhood”

Off camera: “IT REALLY DOES! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MOVIE”

On camera: “The bee movie is about personhood really”

Off camera: “Ya, it is”

On camera: “Who is allowed to be a person?”

[archiveofadeadclown]

the crowning gem of this video is the Sollux shirt, which they probably wore specifically to watch Bee Movie

[chickenfarmersan]

[shitboy96]

[jaysunshappyhour]

Me when I’m having a manic episode

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is my favorite video of all time!!! Go the fuck offff!!!

[sailorbrazil]

kristen wiig really told those hoes 

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[diskhorsedudes]

Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.

And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.

[diskhorsedudes]

Don’t like this post if you’re not gonna also reblog it.

Boost my voice, don’t just like it for woke points.

[diskhorsedudes]

I’d fucking love it if white people didn’t use this post to pat themselves on the back. I guarantee that no amount of “don’t people know this already?” or “isn’t this obvious?” will actually make you a good ally to black people.

The only things that will make you a good ally to us is listening to us, boosting our voices, defending us when we need it, calling out your fellow whites when they display overt and/or covert racist behavior, and checking yourself consistently.

[catchymemes]

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill

[catchymemes]

Credit: @notlikethecar

[feijoaaas]

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

[duskryn]

[duskryn]

i cant believe this is getting reblogged by hipsters again. people are even tagging it as “#about me”. this was just an ego boosting post about how great i am about playing spy in tf2

[my-honor-blog1]

Never forget.

[justinbieberfeet]

Justin Bieber snapchat

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

this whole post ripped my soul out of my body RIP

[everythingfox]

Oh.

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[skreetfighter-deactivated201403]

The house of double 0 double 0

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

MOTHA DOUBLE O!

[2damnfeisty]

The Legendary

[wiszvnheimer]

Its back!

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[titaniagigante-deactivated20210]

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.