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Tywin Lannister

[nest-deactivated20181209]

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

[mousegard]

holy shit

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[fishkinger]

I started rewatching Inuyasha…. I’d forgotten how iconically stupid he is

[d3monicas]

xuxi

[dongcroncher]

Himbo rights activist

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

[fansonia]

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

[papayafromtv]

the only way im getting married

[thatdisasterauthor]

This is the only type of proposal I will ever accept.

[verilidaine]

I’m going to take the opportunity to plug a blacksmith whose work I adore who is among the many small-business artisans and vendors whose livelihood has been slash by the pandemic. This is Iron Wolf Forge, and they make these beautiful flower daggers (and other custom work!). If anyone earlier in the notes on this with a larger following sees this and can reblog, that would be amazing <3

[xteacupx]

[cyborg-furby]

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

[cyborg-furby]

I feel like I'm crazy. They make such a big deal about rats stealing? Like they have options? What do you think would happen if a rat shows up at the food bank to feed his wife and kids? He'd be killed remi.

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[fandomsandfeminism]

Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:

[alicesobscurity]

https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/

Evergreen Truck Blocks Chinese Motorway Just Days After Evergreen Ship Jams Suez Canal

The word &#8216;Evergreen&#8217; will likely now be forever associated with chaos, after a truck carrying one of the company&#8217;s shippin

[fandomsandfeminism]

Thank you for a source!

Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like...30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she's not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:

1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that's confusing

2. Yes, it's the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)

3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.

What connects the 'Ever Given', the Suez Canal, and 7,200 rubber ducks loose in the Pacific?

Both ships were reportedly chartered by the same company

[fandomsandfeminism]

3/28/2021 It is Sunday morning. They are going to try again today to dislodge the Ever Given with the tides/tug boats.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Sunday evening: still stuck.

Maybe tomorrow evening?

[fandomsandfeminism]

With 17 tugboats helping her- The Ever Given has been refloated and is straightening out! It looks like she did it, yall. She's moving!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Friends. I am so sorry. It is 8am Monday and...we may have celebrated prematurely???

She...she might still be stuck? Or be re-stuck? It's a little unclear at this point.

[fandomsandfeminism]

8:30 Monday update!!!

I think it's for real this time. I think she's free.

[fandomsandfeminism]

YALL

Egypt seizes the Ever Given, saying its owners owe nearly $1 billion for Suez Canal traffic jam

Twenty-five crew members, all Indian nationals, remain stuck on board.

THE DRAMA CONTINUES

[ladiesofcinema]

PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE in FLEABAG

[casgirl]

the revival of supernatural on tumblr is like when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone. like it sucks for the prey animals but it has overall strengthened the ecosystem.

[afloweroutofstone]

Show host on the conservative Newsmax network

[thyrell]

unironically i want whatever he had to smoke to pull that off

[thyrell]

man accidentally smoked chorus fruit

[reactorman]

"take a hit of this 'weed'" his friends say as they hand him a crack pipe filled with bath salts

[apleye]

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

[gogh-save-the-bees]

incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍

[quinintheclouds]

I just lost some followers :) Good

[angry-ace]

Remember to love and uplift trans women, not just hate terfs.

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[death-420]

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post