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“I think we’re alone now” is such a Lexthan song

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hatchetfield musical aus but i’m not an author or artist so i hope someone finds these

lexthan newsies PLEASE. i BEG.

school of rock with barneston (or paulkins honestly, like emma as dewey lmao)

matilda with hannah foster as matilda and holloway as miss honey (lex is NOT evil in this, there is no au where she’s a bad sister. not possible)

grease

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ethan WOULD be a great dad. so glad he and lex made it to cali, adopted hannah, and started a family of their own. oh yes! lex became an actress too! so good yes!

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no one ever gives ethan a mullet, but like i have a vision.

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does anyone have/know of fics where lex makes it to cali and becomes an actress? i need some happiness for my girl

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attention

theater kid laurie is so important to me.

thanks!

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stop it rn i’m blushing 🤭🤭🤭

i have so many ideas but i’m not a writer so if someone wants to write it LMKKKKK

here’s what i have in mind, open for discussion!

characters!!!

dewey: dan

divorced from carole when laurie was like 5 he remembers her, but she’s not so sure she remembers him… maybe idk

tomika: laurie

ok like obvi dan is still her dad, but in this au her parents got divorced when she was younger and carole managed to get full custody (not dans fault) so she hasn’t seen him for a whileeeee

more on this later

summer: rochelle

listen to “time to play” from the musical and tell me that’s not rochelle mmhmmmmm.

freddy: yuwen

yes

zach: kai

whole thing with her dad not not LOVING the idea of softball and zach’s dad not wanting him to play guitar

it’s like actually PERFECT

ned: frank

it just fits man, it just does 🤷‍♀️

lawrence: tom

billy: hannah (they’re nonbinary in this 😌)

that’s what i have so far huzzah!

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school of rock x wol au

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the world needs more laurie x martin content, just read the cutest fic about them and am now thinking about all of the possible aus, scenarios, and potential they could have

shout out to the people creating arts and fics about them, forever grateful to uuuuuu

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ok i have narrowed down each character to a few options listed in order of my preference for the match yk. some character storylines do NOT align with the canon eah storylines bc i say so yk.

laurie: bunny blanc or cedar wood (REALLY loving bunny tho bc dan as the white rabbit makes me giggle)

rochelle: cerise hood or rosabella beauty

taylor: briar beauty or apple white? (this one is hard tbh)

kai: darling charming or apple white (she’s another one who i had trouble with, lmk if you have any ideas) (leaning towards apple bc of the parent-child dynamics yk)

yuwen: daring charming, that’s it that’s the answer… (or alistair wonderland iykyk 🐰🤭)

tom: dexter charming or hopper

not sure about who’s with who ship wise, like i said i’d probably change a lot of things from the eah storyline so just platonic for rn… mostly…

lmk ur thoughts or if you wanna see more!

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WOL EVER AFTER HIGH

inspiration has struck me AGAIN. hold up and let me cook while i cast this.

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win or lose frozen au but it’s laurie as anna and rochelle as elsa. i don’t know who everyone else is but i think it’s very important to share.

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i love making silly au ideas that i will NEVER draw or write about so please feel free to use any of these (with credit maybe🤔 )

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win or lose frozen au but it’s laurie as anna and rochelle as elsa. i don’t know who everyone else is but i think it’s very important to share.

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random headcanons

yuwen would love the savannah bananas

kai secretly gets yuwen hooked on "real princesses" and sometimes he joins her and her grandma for watch parties (she is sworn to secrecy about this tho)

laurie and rochelle sing for "the first time in forever reprise" every karaoke night/sleepover (laurie is anna and rochelle is elsa)

they also sing "what is this feeling" (laurie is galinda and rochelle is elphie)

laurie is actually a really good singer and does theater/choir/voice lessons after quitting softball

laurie has t1d

laurie is the kind of person who just looks like she is allergic to peanuts so everyone assumes she is until one day she's caught eating a pb&j and everyone freaks out (besides rochie). poor girl is like "im diabetic not allergic to peanuts, this is my insulin pen NOT an EpiPen."

taylor is also a pretty good singer, but it isn't her main focus like laurie

taylor loved to get the boardwalk hermit crabs every summer at the beach, but ira told her about how badly they were treated and she never got another crab again

people think tom would be good at basketball bc of his height, but he's actually AWFUL

TW: laurwen (if you don't ship, don't interact)

their school makes them do a musical every year for some sort of arts credit, 6th/7th graders have the option to audition for actual roles but it is required for 8th graders. the pickles' 8th grade show is beauty and the beast (jr ofc) and laurie is belle (QUEEN). yuwen gets beast bc he has a beast living inside him yk.

a little crush on both ends begins here but isn't fully realized/acted upon until high school when they start dating.

laurie fell first, yuwen fell harder.

cast list heehee:

belle- laurie ofc

beast- yuwen

mrs. potts - taylor*

chip - ira*

gaston- borna

lefou- lucianna (thought this was silly for the duo)

lumiere- rochelle

cogsworth - tom

babette - kai

*you just KNOW their dad is bawling in the audience about his babies growing up and getting this cute sibling moment*

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newsies but win or lose

jack kelly: yuwen wang

(both one of the only characters with a last name lol)

idk they just have the same vibe (kinda)

could definitely make the craziest lies to sell a few papes

crutchie: laurie

neither one of the darlings can catch a break

don’t hate me but with how clumsy laurie is, she would get caught and taken to the refuge oops…

mix of jack and crutchie’s friendship and laurie and yuwen’s… yuwen is no where near as mean, but there is still that teasing in a sibling way

davey: taylor

in this au it’s either no romance or it’s like javid… or better yet, it’s like sarah jacobs and jack kelly in 1992sies

has davey’s act two sass the whole time (i love sassy davey, when i played him, i made sure it was there)

les: ira

imaginative little brother with a three letter name? well YES 💜

literally nothing has change between the davey and les sibling vibe and taylor and ira, it’s so perfect how similar they are

im thinking bleacher creatures for weasel and the delancey bros, which makes the seize the day fight kinda sad

katherine “plumber”: kai

not jatherine, just like bffs with jack kelly/yuwen

both girl bosses who encourage others when they need it most

im making james pulitzer which makes this even more perfect

race: rochelle

both sassy comeback icons, kony is her jam

shes a little more mature than race in this au

i can’t explain this to well, it just fits

spot conlon: probably odo (juice boy) or martin (the tot’s catcher)

it’s just silly to me

martin has the red and is an icon for his limited screentime

odo kinda scares everyone who talks to him, which adds to the mystery of spot

pulitzer: james

first he tries to steal the softball team and now this, mr James is on a mission to ruin someone’s day

the father daughter parallels are perfect

medda: francis

was gonna do vanessa, but francis is always helping frank (also couldn’t figure out what to do about the relationship with rochelle)

also both divas lolol

maybe Vanessa could be a Bowery beauty

patrick’s mother: vanessa

in the 1992sies version of carrying the banner, felt this could fit lol

brian denton or mister jacobi idk idk: frank

just nice people who help the newsies, not sure which one he’d be, probs jacobi if we have a katherine

roosevelt: dan

literally don’t even know anymore, there’s no one else I could pick lol

pulitzer’s employees: the pta parents

weasel and the delancey bros: bleacher creaturesww

other newsies: rest of the pickles

was listening to newsies and thought of this, it’s probably going nowhere, but feel free to reach out, make art, write docs, etc on this au!

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Holding space for defying gravity… that’s… really POWERFUL💚

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if the savannah kids are from georgia, would they have southern accents?

i-

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i hc that taylor, tyler, logan, and ashlyn have subtle accents that come out more when theyre upset but aiden and ben dont

ben for... obvious reasons...

and aiden bc he canonically moved around a lot before the events of the comic so we dont even know if hes originally from georgia. hell, he could be from new jersey and have a jersey accent for all we know lmao

but i also dont know if ben is from georgia either so🤷‍♀️

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wait ur so right i forgot about that point lol