Hey! So I’ve been writing a Twisted wonderland x Genshin fic staring Neuvillette.
Ive finished writing until the start of Savanaclaw so as a treat for all the support I drew Neuvillette in the ramshackle dorm uniform!
I’m really happy with how this turned out. I really tried to make it a little unique for Neuvillette while keeping the usual Ramshackle colours. I was a little scared it looked too close to other dorms.
Optimus straight up info dumps on you his knowledge of the onegaverse thinking he’s going to impress you with how much he knows about human behavior and you’re just 🧍
Optimus, handing you a bunch of blankets he specifically asked Fowler to order without telling the agent what it was for, cuddles them in his berth, and now giving them to you nicely scented for your nest.
You, accepting the blankets but are so damn confused on why he looks so happy about you ‘accepting’ his courtship and that he’ll be a ‘good mate for you.’
Imagine poor Ratchet’s confusion when Optimus comes over to explain abo to him.
Optimus i forms him of all the things he’s found, like ruts, heats, knotting. He goes into nerd mode explaining it all to the medic
Ratchet now trying to figure out how humans work biologically. He didn’t realize humans were like this at all, and now he wants to ask reader his own questions regarding abo.
I love Twisted Wonderland, it’s one of the fandoms I love the most. I’m super excited to see it FINALLY get the anime we’ve all been waiting for YEARS.
I was also really happy that it was getting recognition, and more content. I was happy to welcome people in and have the fandom grow but after seeing the reaction that people had to the trailer.
I wanna gatekeep it now
I’ve seen so many miss characterizations and it’s made me so sad and frustrated. I didn’t fight in the trenches of early game just to come back full circle.
So I’m making this post as an FYI to newer consumers.
A short summary of Twisted Wonderland is it’s basically an isekai of a non magical person who’s brought to a school of magic who worship Disney Villains as heroes. Their job is to deal with dysfunctional student body and Headmaster to find a way back to their world. One the way they uncover the lore to Twisted Wonderland.
Most of us don’t mind answering questions about character, our issue is when people insist on the wrong thing. Like this ISNT a BL, not even close. Don’t assume it is. Me and almost everyone else will correct it.
The MC can be a guy or girl, the game left it anonymous. This also means that the MC could be any age as well. The canon that the Anime is follow is the Manga, and it will be SWITCHING between guy and girl if it’s like the manga.
It is NOT an Otome game. It’s just some silly magical Mobil game from Disney Japan not the Western/American one. We might joke about some characters being from an otome game but that’s because we KNOW the characters. There’s context to WHY we say that.
This was my yap, i know I can’t stop everyone but at least I tried to make awareness. We’ll see how this goes
Neuvillette continues to be the funniest character in Genshin Impact because he's legally allowed to hold grudges against The Seven and yet he keeps finding excuses not to be petty just yet. truly my procrastination sovereign.
Homocipher has gotten me in a choke hold right now i wanna right a twist fic for it
Would people be down if I wrote one with the Mc being the same as the homocipher Mc?
like maybe after escaping instead of going back they end up in twisted wonderland.
if I do that would it be cool if I made a language barrier? Cause that was the Homocipher!Mc’s thing(among other stuff). That they could figure out the ghost/monster language.
Best part of could make this all one sided. The twisted cast could all end up liking the Mc but they already have this scrunckly monster/ghost guy waiting for them.
Like maybe during the ghost bride event Homocipher!Mc is just chilling with Eliza. Playing along and everything. (I have to double check the lore here)
Or or when people talk about how scary/intimidating some of the twist cast.
First years telling Homocipher!Mc the dos and don’ts:
“Malleus is so scary..”
“Leona is so intimidating when he’s mad..”
“Vil is to intense when he’s serious..”
“Remind me not to angers Riddle..”
“Them? Oh they aren’t scary at all. I mean I’ve met worse. I’ve fucked worse.. I’m not sure why you guys are scared of them. They’re cute even..”
many concerned looks when Homocipher!mc through a themself into fight and like fights really dirty.(serial killer coded Fr)
Homocipher has gotten me in a choke hold right now i wanna right a twist fic for it
Would people be down if I wrote one with the Mc being the same as the homocipher Mc?
like maybe after escaping instead of going back they end up in twisted wonderland.
if I do that would it be cool if I made a language barrier? Cause that was the Homocipher!Mc’s thing(among other stuff). That they could figure out the ghost/monster language.
Best part of could make this all one sided. The twisted cast could all end up liking the Mc but they already have this scrunckly monster/ghost guy waiting for them.
Like maybe during the ghost bride event Homocipher!Mc is just chilling with Eliza. Playing along and everything. (I have to double check the lore here)
Or or when people talk about how scary/intimidating some of the twist cast.
First years telling Homocipher!Mc the dos and don’ts:
“Malleus is so scary..”
“Leona is so intimidating when he’s mad..”
“Vil is to intense when he’s serious..”
“Remind me not to angers Riddle..”
“Them? Oh they aren’t scary at all. I mean I’ve met worse. I’ve fucked worse.. I’m not sure why you guys are scared of them. They’re cute even..”
many concerned looks when Homocipher!mc through a themself into fight and like fights really dirty.(serial killer coded Fr)
I feel like we over looked the fact that Furina literally said that Neuvillette is a SEVERAL thousand years old during lantern rite.
I feel like this needs to be talked about more, because this could literally be pieces of lore crumbs we’re sleeping on. This also means Neuvillette WAS old enough to see khaenri'ah fall.
Basically it’s cannon that Neuvillette is old, but we don’t know how old. I looked up how much several is and apparently it can start at 3 or 4. If that’s true then he’s older then many the archons because I assume he’s around 3,000 to 4,000 years old.
If Neuvillette is only several thousand of years old then how old is Apep?
Coming back to this cause I still done think it’s talked about.
Apparently before getting the job as Iudex Neuvillette literally just swam all day. Like that all he did. (Sigwinne’s story quest I think) so even he doesn’t know how old he is probably. He doesn’t even know how long he’ll live, I mean we don’t either. I mean as far as I know the oldest living thing is Apep(please correct me) but they’ve stayed hidden for 1000s of years doing their own thing(which is what I don’t know).
All I’m saying is that Neuvillette IS MUCH older than 500 years. He’s old enough to see the cataclysm but because he wasn’t an archon or someone who liked Celestia enough to help he couldn’t care less at the time. I just wish we get more dragon lore when Natlan is finish, cause nation of dragons and all.
or Apep gives up more lore, cause they just showed up and dropped a good amount of lore then dipped out.
also HOYO please let Neuvillette reference Apep it would make my day so much better
Mr. Crawling is devoted to your every needs, even if he is unaware of how humans work, especially human girls. So, when reader gets her period Mr. Crawling gets worried and is immediately at your side.
A heavy sigh leaves you lips, the sight of blood on your underwear disappointing you. You didn't think you were going to get your period this early, a week was a little extreme, for you anyway.
Unfortunately, you weren't prepared for such an in convince and you didn't have an extra pair of undies with you, so you had to waddle back across the hall and into your room. It was still pretty early in the morning, so hopefully Mr. Crawling wasn't up yet.
You opened the bathroom door quietly, dirty underwear in hand, as you quickly made your way back into your room. You were on your way back to the bathroom when your eyes landed on Mr. Crawling looking scared.
"Mr. Crawling?" You asked nervously, waiting for him to give you the usual short responses he always did. But he instinctively crawled quickly to you, not even paying mind that your bottom half was completely exposed and bleeding onto the floor.
"You... okay? blood..." You nodded, squeezing your new clean pair of panties in your hand. How were you going to explain to him about periods?
"Pain?" Was his next question, and sadly you had to nod. You did suffer from cramps every month, they weren't extreme, but they were pleasant either. "Naked?" You blushed. "Shh! Mr. Crawling!" You scolded him even though he was right.
"Follow." You slid past him, and he followed like he always did. You opened the door under the sink, moving stuff around before finding your pads. You tugged one out and showed it to him.
Then you motioned to your underwear, a bright pink staining your cheeks. Even though this was embarrassing for you, Mr. Crawling didn't care, he was way more focused on your health then your bare core to him.
I wonder if he knows what the term "diaper" means? You wondered to yourself. "Coverage?" You asked him, seeing if he understood what that meant.
He then pointed to the opened pad and your panties. "Coverage? It covers?" You nodded eagerly. "Why?" Then you pointed to the blood on the floor. "Bleeding. Normal. Me." He tilted his head. "Woman. Normal."
You smiled, he was understanding you quickly. You then proceeded to press the pad to your undies, letting it stick. After sliding them on, you quickly cleaned the blood off the floor, before sitting down with Mr. Crawling.
You couldn't just half explain everything. He now knows partially why you were sticking the long strip of cotton onto your panties. But he needed to understand the main part.
You pressed your hands to your stomach. "Organs?" He nodded, pressing his hands over yours. "Mine, slightly different." He hummed, waiting for you to contiue.
"Reproduction. Me. Can reproduce." You could see a faint tint of pink on his cheeks. He was blushing... cute! So, he knows what reproducing is, interesting.
"Babies?" You nodded, biting your lip before continuing. "When bleed. Not reproducing. No babies." He nodded, sitting back on the balls of his feet. You then pointed at yourself. "Okay. I'm okay." He clapped his hands happily, relieved to learn you were gonna be okay.
You wondered if he could or did understand time, and how months and years worked. You considered teaching him about it but at the moment you were happy he understood what you had just told him.
A cramp hit you and you whimpered, Mr. Crawling reaching out and patting your head. "Pain still?" You nodded. "Normal." You replied, before the two of you made your way to your room.
You quickly crawled under your blankets, Mr. Crawling laying closely beside you. He never got to close unless you gave him permission. he practically curled up beside your mattress, his eyes never leaving your tired form.
You were going to go back to sleep, the pain from your period unexpectedly hitting you had woken you up way earlier than normal. You were exhausted and now sore. You craved warmth. So, you patted the spot beside you, watching as Mr. Crawling face lit up.
He quickly crawled to your side, curling up close to your side. Your eyelids fluttered shut moments late and you fell asleep.
Sorry if the way I see Mr. Crawling is a little confusing. I want to write head cannons for him, so if y'all' have any ideas or feel a certain way about how he is let me know. :)
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