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ally, 18, she/her, usa i like dogs, politics, and musical theatre

[secondbeatsongs]

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

through a well, ask me but tell look too you fell, now youre away tray my soul wish, knees and a kiss wassum for this, now youre away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

took you’re t'call, no t'k fall gave me n'mall, do you’re away beg n b'steal, at first it’s real didn'b feel, but it’s away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad missed you so! (sad)

it’s hark right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe!

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad so c’baby

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this, and i cannot stress this enough, changed my life

[heartgemsona]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Thank you Lesbianlinkle!

[kali-prasad-did-nothing-wrong]

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

[grabby-raccoon-hands]

synthpop, bomber jackets, a tyrannical mad woman runs the uk, incompetent child runs the us, the entire worlds in an economic crisis, doctor who

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

is this we didn’t start the fire

[pukicho]

We dream of the summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer.

What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

[florenceisnottrash]

are you okay :(

[pukicho]

My feet are cold as FUCK dude

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[meanmediummode]

Orem police department said FUCK BLUE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[anthropolos]

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment

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[distractedboyfriend]

[jumpingjacktrash]

listen.

don’t vote for the best candidate.

vote for the one most likely to remove a republican.

it’s that simple.

[greenjudy]

Vote them out.

[razziecat]

Vote for the candidate that sees every person as a human being.

[jumpingjacktrash]

not if they can’t win, buddy. i’m serious. LISTEN. VOTE OUT THE REPUBLICANS. EVEN IF THAT MEANS VOTING IN SOME REGULAR ASSHOLES.

if the candidate who sees every person as a human being is green party, then you vote for the democrat who sees every person as a stepping stone, because unless we get rid of the republican who sees every person as a target a lot of us are going to goddamn die. people are dying already. like, not to guilt you, but if we don’t get a democratic majority in the house and senate ASAP we’re screwed.

it doesn’t fucking matter if you voted for Jesus Actual Christ if he was running on a penny ante party ticket. we need you to vote for Joe Slick Bastard Democrat instead, because there is no such thing as a green party majority in the senate, do you understand? there will not be a green party speaker of the house. green party will not get to put up supreme court nominees.

if you vote for the Good People instead of the democrats, we’re gonna end up back in this toilet bowl again, only deeper this time because the republicans will take it as a mandate to do whatever they want.

take a deep breath, put on rubber gloves, and touch the poop. don’t be precious.

[razziecat]

OK, I actually meant the Dems were more likely to see us all as human beings, but you are correct in that the candidate you pick needs to be able to win. So let me revise what I said: In this country, right now, right here, we do not have third party candidates who can win. We are in this mess right now because of two things: People who didn’t vote in 2016, and people who voted for a third party, far-distant, not-a-snowball’s-chance-in-hell of winning. We can’t afford that kind of apathy or that kind of selfish self-righteousness. You do not have to personally like the Dem you vote for. This is not a popularity contest. We need people who will fix the mess we are in, whether you personally like them or not.

If you want to “send a message”, do it by voting for the person who is NOT a Republican but IS on the Democrat ticket. And I don’t care if the Repubs in your area seem like decent people because they did something for a local kids’ charity or you met them and they seemed nice. Republicans are keeping Trump in office. They are all complicit in Trump and his minions shitting on our Constitution, especially the Bill of Rights. VOTE. THEM. OUT.

[jumpingjacktrash]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have a good craft idea but also an edible just started hitting me so let’s see where this goes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i made a bracelet

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[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[eauudenil]

Normalize apologizing to children.

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

[lopmon]

[hunks-only]

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