see how it shines

27 • she/her • a little bit of everything

[mikat-wtf]

wolf

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[shesnake]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[foxpunk]

do you all see my vision here

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[scuffledig]

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[dragongirlsweetie]

a lot of people think oppression is about hatred but the thing is hatred is just a tool of oppression. oppression is really about power. and that's why someone of an oppressor class saying they hate an oppressed class is bad but someone of an oppressed class saying they hate their oppressor class doesn't really matter. there's a power imbalance here that is not only significant but kind of the entire driving purpose of the oppression in the first place

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

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