‘jonathan and the brides’ milwaukee ballet production of michael pink’s dracula
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‘jonathan and the brides’ milwaukee ballet production of michael pink’s dracula
Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie
Reblog to make prev 10% hotter and more evil
cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing
She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)
Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox
sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport
no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
Vote for me and I will make werewolves real
Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality
Bottom scientists as well
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head
good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane
never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive
god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
I was trying to figure out where my fetish for medieval-style public executions comes from, because that is SO SPECIFIC!!! like, it has to have been embedded from an external source! and today I finally figured it out, and......
I don't want to talk about it. it's from seeing this as a kid. this is why.
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