Your Local Bedazzled Roadkill

The name’s Beastie/Spectris. I’m a 29 year old, gay genderfuck of a thing. It/its pronouns, if you please. Frankenstein 2025 has taken over my life. Might as well lean into it. mal’s cork board tag is where i keep fashion inspiration and aesthetics

[featuresthecreatures]

yeah no i’m not doing this new ui bullshit. I’m logging off until they unfuck this bullshit.

[depressedcryptographer]

why are the reblogs upside down. My muscle memory doesn’t like this.

[jewish-microwave-laser]

[deltaomicronfive]

As soon as it comes with anger, outbursts, paranoia and irritability.

As soon as its paired with blackness.

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[kalatannya]

"Age in bio or i'll kill you"

You better pay close attention to the first one, and read it very carefully. I will quiz you on it later.

[kalatannya]

So much good tags

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[theconcealedweapon]

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[beautifulbizarremagazine]

Maria Dedevesi pays tribute to Del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ in this fiery illustration!

[depsidase]

[lonelyroommp3]

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[featherywingss]

This is literally the most toxic yuri I've ever read and I NEED somebody else to read these books

[prokopetz]

It's a little striking how few people on Tumblr have heard of Snotgirl. Like, yes, under ordinary circumstances responding to someone wondering what Bryan Lee O'Malley has been up to since Scott Pilgrim with "oh, he's currently the lead writer for an ongoing lesbian romance comic called Snotgirl" is going to run into the obvious stumbling block that the comic is in fact called Snotgirl, but on Tumblr I'd expect that if anything that title would be a selling point.

[uneroticboner]

if you get too good at posting, matt mullenweg gets an inferiority complex and deletes your account