Pocket Skeletons for EVERYBODY!

WHY HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS VERNE AND THIS BLOG IS A SKELETON BATTLE FEILD ALL YEAR ROUND! BUY SOME POCKET SKELETONS! THEY'RE GREAT AT PARTIES! (Thrilling Intent Modern AU Blog for Verne Martimel)

[evilsupplyco]

With hard work, patience, and necromancy, even the most ambitious goals are possible.

Believe in yourself and the horror of undeath.

[crabdominalpain]

“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!” *a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*

[kairoscuro-deactivated20200913]

yesterday I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that read “my other horse is a ghost” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[ark-of-eden]

…………………THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS

[ca314159bara]

im so sick of the necromancer negativity in this toxic fucking website

if you miss a loved one and horribly fail to bring them back as they once were, you. are. valid.

if the oblivion of death terrifies you and you shed your mortal coil to live on as a lich, you. are. valid. (EVEN if your philactery is your phone, looking at you baby boomers)

if you lust for power and raise a nightmare army of undead to ravage the land, you. are. valid.

[grimeclown]

necromancy? u mean recycling

[grimeclown]

look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem

[upstartgeek]

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

[allisonpregler]

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

[kaijutegu]

me, actually

[wintercoffin]

can you fucking sit on it tho

[flabbergasted-and-inspired-deac]

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

[kaijutegu]

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

[asynchronouscommunication]

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

[hugeturtleneck-blog-deactivated]

This is my aesthetic

[hellhathnofiri]

@feel-the-verne

[young-replica]

[feel-the-verne]

psst... p-psst... h-have you seen your bf markus T. velafi???

I, UH, DON’T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS

BUT MARKUS IS MORE MY BFF THAN BF?

AND I HAVE IN FACT SEEN HIM, YES.

HE IS A VERY PRETTY MAN!

[feel-the-verne]

when was the last time u saw harper?

WELL, OUR WORK SCHEDULES DON’T ALWAYS LINE UP, BUT IT WAS PROBABLY AT THE LATEST, YESTERDAY?

WHY? WHAT’S GOING ON?

@youre-all-alone-arent-you ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[pointnclick]

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

he tried his best

[feel-the-verne]

@winkywhale

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[feel-the-verne]

URGENT QUESTION

WHY THE HELL IS IT SO COLD? WHO GAVE THE WEATHER PERMISSION TO DO THAT? I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY REQUEST THIS NONSENSE STOP RIGHT NOW!

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

the rock curse

what you’ll need

a rock

intent

what to do

throw that rock at your target’s head with intent. boom you’re done. they’re cursed.

[feel-the-verne]

@nevermasteredtact

[maemich-blog]

This is an actual real statute on Mexico Puerto Vallarta amazing and real.

[invisicollege]

It’s a chair, no less, so that one can relax by the seaside and comfortably contemplate the dread mysteries of the fathomless deeps and the monstrous and vast intelligences that dwell therein.

[littletropicalthunder]

When you see the whole thing it’s less threatening.

https://www.wired.com/2007/02/the_strange_lov/

[justspooklordthings-deactivated]

New PC chair

[neopetsboyfriend-deactivated201]

I was in Puerto Vallarta a week ago and didn’t even know this existed I think I accidentally missed the single most important moment of my life

[whalewhalewhatdowehavehere-deac]

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

[feel-the-verne]

@hellhathnofiri @winkywhale

[outaspaceman]

When the Disco War starts I know who’s vehicle I want to be in…👍 #discowars #pinkcamo (at Aldwick)

[feel-the-verne]

@manofliesandsmiles @farfrommydomain @not-a-catgirl I FOUND THE PERFECT VEHICLE FOR YOU THREE