slowly easing myself back onto Tumblr, after a mumbledy year hiatus
bc of a fandom I tripped into a decade (or two, or five, who's counting) late
(hi from star wars hell)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
will byers stan first human second
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hello vonnie
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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
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slowly easing myself back onto Tumblr, after a mumbledy year hiatus
bc of a fandom I tripped into a decade (or two, or five, who's counting) late
(hi from star wars hell)
The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.
The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"
For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.
The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
Posts were made on July 1, 2024.
I just had a dream involving wolverine, sitting at a bar, wearing fur-lined leather corset and opera gloves
someone complimented his beautiful shoulders and cute little moles
(he wasn't sitting at that bar for long XD)
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.
Being a fanfiction writer is so funny. I took a college class to better understand blorbo.
Things I have done in order to better write star wars fanfiction:
-taken two shooting classes
-took a semester long medical class
-gotten certified in cpr/stop the bleed
-asked my parents to take a tour of a strip mine on their anniversary (they were in the area!)
-interviewed two security guards for two separate mines
-interviewed a pistol instructor
-read half a dozen historical journals about medicine at sea and naval medical facilities
-checked out a book on hollow sidewalks from the library so many times that the librarians have commented about it
-read personal accounts from both doctors and patients for at least half a dozen conditions
Things I have not yet done but plan to do for star wars fanfiction:
-arrange a tour of a waste processing facility
-tour some hollow sidewalks
-pay someone to do some very specific on the ground research in another state
-get another degree
-get a wilderness first responder certification
having taken guided tours of both active sewers and underground flood management facilities - highly recommend! absolutely fascinating
earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")
illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
BONUS:
Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”
IT GOT BETTER
I want to apologize to my friends and family who have children for low key treating their kids like dogs but the standard methods for training dogs are even more effective of them because they actually understand language and are better at reasoning.
Positive reinforcement is amazingly effective, like I saw my nephew poking their cat so I sternly told him no, he stopped and I immediately changed my demeanor and cheerfully told him thank you and how happy I was that he listened to me instead of staying angry at him and he got this strange “Oh…It actually does make a difference wether I’m naughty or not” and later my sister in law asked why he’s so polite around me.
That’s literally what works best on dogs. Let them know when you don’t like what they’re doing but also let them know when you’re happy with them even if that means changing your demeanor on a dime (and even if you’re still a bit mad at them for doing it in the first place).
Oh and little treats. I skipped the aunt phase and is already turning into a grandma who has candy in her pockets for the kiddos for good behavior.
(cr OldMoneyAwnix, 纽约吃喝玩乐)
Question from English Test of National College Entrance Exam in China
This is answer from ChatGPT
This is the correct answer
If you got it right, congrats. And these are cloze test of the national college entrance exam.
The correct answer is here
Looking at the video I'm just like. Of course learning a language as a foreign language is different than your native or immersion language? There are a lot of methodologies too, don't get me wrong, but many areas have significant exams to deal with and so traditional teaching methods can lean towards rote memorization and strict rules to produce a "correct" answer.
But yes, learning (or learning about) other languages can have the fun side effect of teaching you new things about your own language, too! I can't even begin to state how many "OH!" moments I had when I was studying German in high school, and later with my other languages. And then in reverse, checking my coworkers worksheets and yes, tests, and having an instinctive reaction to certain phrasings that I would then have to back up with a grammar handbook....
*jazzhands*
Living thru the AI boom feels the way I imagine it must've felt to live through spiritualism times. Work is slowing down because the boss wants us to hold another fucking seance.
"Well, I don't know if it actually happened that way. What's your source? The spectres? Alright."
welcome to the danger zone ♪♫
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How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it
character who accidentally gets cloned, but instead of the Evil Twin trope or arguing over who is “real” or trying to murder each other (why???) they just…get on with their lives. they acknowledge that they are two virtually identical people with the equal right to exist, and decide to share their social group & living space. eventually their parents & friends get used to the idea of having unusually identical twins around
#after awhile no one even brings it up. so whenever someone new join the friend group, they naturally & reasonably assume they have befriended identical twins. until months later when someone randomly mentions the Cloning Incident during movie night
…How do they get to decide who gets to keep the original name? Rock Paper Scissors?
They’re both so excited about choosing a new name that they spend a bunch of time arguing over who gets to, before they realize there’s nothing stopping them from both choosing new names
#it is later discovered they’re both trans #in hindsight neither of them is much surprised
excavated from the tags: #one of them comes out and everyone turns to the other all expectantly
literally: El Goonish Shive
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Wait til you learn about Stygean Blue
Your brain is a badly-designed hot mess of bootstrapped chemistry that will tell you that all kinds of shit is happening that has no correlation to physical reality, including time travel. It just makes things up. Your brain is guessing about what’s happening when your eyes saccade, what’s happening in your blind spot, and what the majority of the visible light spectrum looks like, and you don’t know it’s happening because it doesn’t aid your survival to become aware that a lot of what you see is fake.
The human eye only has three types of color sensitive cones, which detect red, blue, and green light. Your brain is making up every other color you perceive.
Let’s have a little fun with that thought. This is the visible spectrum of light.
You will of course note that yellow is on the chart. Yellow has a discreet wavelength, and is therefore a distinct physical color. But we can’t see it.
“Sorry, what the fuck?”
What we call yellow is just what our brain shrugs and spits out when our red and green cones are equally stimulated. We have light receptors that can pick up on the physical spectrum of light we call yellow: that’s why yellow things don’t just look like moving black blocks to us. But your brain has no fucking idea what the color yellow looks like.
Some animals have eyes that can perceive the color yellow! Goldfish have a yellow cone in their eyes. If they could talk, they could tell us what yellow looks like. But we wouldn’t be able to understand it.
What your brain actually sees of the color spectrum:
We can measure the wavelength of light, so we know that when we see ‘yellow,’ we are seeing light in that 550-ish nanometers range. But we don’t have a cone in our eyes that can pick that up. Your brain just has a very consistent guess about what color that wavelength of light could be. We decided to name that guess ‘yellow.’ We can’t imagine what yellow really looks like any more than a dog can imagine the color red.
Here’s the funny thing: your brain is never perceiving just one photon of light at a time. Something like 2*10⁸ photons per second are hitting your retina under normal conditions. Your brain doesn’t individually process all of them. So it averages them out. It grabs a bunch of photons all coming from the same direction, with the same pattern, and goes, “yeah, that cup is blue, fuck it, next.”
That’s how colors blend in our eyes. So sure, if a photon of light with a wavelength of 550 nanometers bounces into our eyes, we see what we call “yellow.” But if we see two photons at the same time, coming from the same object, one of which is 500 nms and the other of which is 600 nms, your brain will average them out and you will still see yellow even though none of the light you just saw was 550 nms.
So how does magenta factor into this?
Well, as we’ve just established, when your brain sees light from two different slices of the visible light spectrum, it will try to just average them together. Green plus red is yellow, fuck it. If it’s more red than green, we’ll call that ‘orange.’ Literally who gives a shit, we’re trying to forage over here. There are bears out here and it’s so scary.
What happens if you take the average of blue and red light, which we perceive to be magenta? What’s the centerpoint of that line?
Fucking green.
Hey, that’s not gonna work? We live on a planet where EVERYTHING IS GREEN. If something is NOT green, that means it’s either food, or a potential source of danger, and either way your brain wants you to know about it.
So your brain goes, WHOOPS. Okay - this is fine. We already made up yellow, orange, cyan, and violet. We’ll just make up another color. Something that looks really, really different from green.
And so it made up magenta.
So, physics-wise, is magenta “real?”
No; there’s no single wavelength of light that corresponds to magenta. But you’re rarely seeing only a single wavelength of light anyway. And even when you are, every color other than RGB is a dart thrown on the wall by your meat computer. This is the CIE Chromaticity Diagram:
Explaining this thing is a little more than I want to take on on a Saturday morning, but I’ve included a link above that goes into it a little more. The point is that only the colors that actually touch the ‘outline’ of the shape actually correspond to a specific wavelength of light. All of the other colors are blends of multiple wavelengths. So magenta isn’t special.
Given that color is just a fun trick your brain is playing on you to help you find food and avoid danger, is magenta real?
Yeah, absolutely. Or at least, it’s just as real as most of what we see. It’s what we see when we mix up blue and red. It would be disastrous from a survival standpoint to perceive that color as green, so we don’t. Because it’s not green. Light that’s green has a wavelength of around 510 nm. Stuff that’s magenta bounces back light that is both ~400 and ~700. Your brain knows the difference. So it fills in the gap for you, with the best guess it has, same as it does with your blind spot.
The perception of color exists within your brain, and your brain says you see magenta. So you see magenta.
So I googled Stygian Blue and…
Yall.
FORBIDDEN.
HOW TO SEE THE FORBIDDEN COLOURS
Hyperbolic Orange is the color my soul is
Dark tumblr show me the forbidden colors
We are back on this again.
see, this just makes me wonder if it's possible to like, inject the aforementioned goldfish yellow cones into human eyes and become able to perceive it, or if it requires special brain wiring too
“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited
if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem
like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”
“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive
to poison
My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked
like why’s it gotta be so accurate
What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite
SUPER SALAD
Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we
@doggoneloser tho i think you already know this? Sjejdjj
yes!! this page specifically is a study in reduced sounds, and it’s because of things like these that ESL’s think we talk so fast. we’re shortcutting the language without even realizing it, and it happens on so many levels, from sentences to syllables.
as for sentence level, there are two categories of words—content words and function words. they’re pretty self-explanatory; content words are your nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, whereas function words are the words that don’t mean anything, like conjunctions (and, but, or, nor, etc.) and articles (the, a[n]). prepositions vary depending on the language.
you’ll notice that function words are the ones most commonly reduced, and that’s literally because they don’t mean anything. the only value they bring to the sentence is grammatical, and when we speak, we’re trying to get our meaning across. you can hear it in our intonation.
“He GOT an F in ENGLISH.” or, as it’s more commonly said, “He got’n ef’n English.” because we talk like this, ESL’s tend to not pick up function words at first. but because function words don’t mean anything, that’s also why if an ESL said “Yesterday I go store,” we know exactly what they mean (which makes teaching the importance of function words difficult, but that’s for a different post).
as for syllabic level, if you look at “more or less,” we say it like “morr less.” the “or” gets reduced because it’s repetitive—we already say it in “more,” so physically it’s easier for our mouth to elongate the “R” sound rather than repeating it.
PS. this is not just an English thing, either. every language has its own short cuts that native speakers use and don’t realize. to any second/foreign language learner, their target language will sound ridiculously fast until they learn the shortcuts.
tl;dr - language is lazy, and will do anything it can to avoid repetition