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fumesky

The forest temple was eerily empty so I took the opportunity to play a few songs Ive memorized

suavebiscuits

I SWEAR TO GOD EYE OF EDEN IS SO PRETTY-

felae

It wad just as i reached the end of eye of eden that...

The game decided to crash...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fumadoresdememes

teaboot

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

sonicrainbooms

? physically cant what?

starswallowingsea

Bend our ankles like that

sonicrainbooms

Like what???

starswallowingsea

At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do

Human ankles don’t normally work like that!

waral

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

starswallowingsea

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

headspace-hotel

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

sensicalabsurdities

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

thenatsdorf

Cat NO likey!

viostormcaller

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

obviouslypancakes

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

samgirl98

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

cephalopodysseus

Cats (2019)

bunjywunjy

literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this

colonel-kira-nerys

darkrainbow13

George Takei was so excited to do this shirtless episode. He spent all his free time doing push-ups for a week before they shot this.

bemusedlybespectacled

they were going to give him a katana and have him be a samurai, but he didn’t want to be stereotypical, so he told the execs that he could fence and they wrote in references to the three musketeers instead

he could not, in fact, fence

he spent the weekend before shooting learning how

jenniferrpovey

Not only that, but he found he liked fencing, kept it up, and became a master fencer.

When I had the privilege to hear him talk at AwesomeCon 2015, he informed us he is a master fencer. It was a very clear implication that he is still fencing at his advanced age. No wonder he’s so healthy.

He had far too much fun with this episode and it shows.

sixpenceee

The Beriozka. A traditional Russian dance performed on tippy-toes with long dresses making it appear that they’re floating.

wynjara

This is both amazing and deeply disturbing

fangirltothefullest

the amount of muscle control to get this to happen so smoothly is astonishing.

delmondo

mutuals solve this

kasaneteto

just did it. when does the challenge begin? xD

delmondo

fuck it im going home

burglarsonarceny

at least you have a car i need to walk home

darlingsterns

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”

darlingsterns

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

h1king33k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

drek-odradek-deactivated2022031

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

bythestardoggedmoon

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

shinelikethunder

you: “chaotic lawful” isn’t a valid character alignment this guy, an intellectual: …hold my beer

zerostatereflex

beefstrugglenoff

bare essentals

theproblematicblogger

He’s a minamilist

funnelcloudd

Where’s all his inside stuff

glutenfree-himbo

Didn’t need it

echodrops

thedicepaladin

When your Player Character is lawful good but your own nature/instinct is to be chaotic neutral:

thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

mando-lore

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

dkpsyhog

This is the greatest post on tumblr

thatoneemobooknerd

Every time this comes around it gets better

awholockedpotterhead

Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?

Do you know why?

Do you want to know why?

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine.

thenewnationalanthemptv

GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.

ima-fuckingt4ble

No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.

geekandmisandry

It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral.

Cute little boys in their boy dresses!

And dresses and skirts look fine on men:

In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine:

And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!

The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure.

Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell.

johnlockismyreligion

adulthoodisokay

crowsent

plus, the only reason why men look “ridiculous” in dresses is bc its usually not fitted to them. different shoulders and waist sizes. you get a custom dress tailored to your body and youll look fucking fabulous

fangirltothefullest

I mean just look at Billy Porter. A dress specifically tailored to a male-bodied figure and he looks amazing.

khadij-al-kubra

Exactly! Proper tailoring can be an issue for anyone. Whether you’re a male-bodied person wanting to wear a dress or a female-bodied person wanting to wear a tux, or anything in between. Hell, it can be a problem even if you’re a cis man looking for a properly sized suit jacket or a cis woman searching for a dress cut that’s most flattering to your figure.

The question of whether or not a type of clothing-masculine or feminine-looks good on a person should only ever be limited as a tailoring issue; NOT a gender issue!