Jade Monster

35/F/♐/mother of two

[nixpunk]

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

[atroxchobatsu]

Gold goes nicely with purple.

[dankxsinatra]

[dovegraveyard]

We’ll die longing

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[thesanityclause]

this is art, this is why we make art

[marine-gifs]

A Norway lobster passes a sea pen. Filmed in Norway. From Wild Skagerrak (2016).

[alwaysuncanny]

Gotta make room for new mistakes!

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[3-aem]

i drew peaches in water (art study)

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dungeon-moss]

Why is this all management literally everywhere

[gay-systemdeez]

Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.

[maxanite]

Friends got me into ff14 why is this the popup for becoming a weaver

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[aleisters]

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