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incorrectfmaquotes

Hughes: Hey, Roy! How are you?

Roy: Well, I’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life,

Roy: but besides that I’m good.

i-am-a-fish

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

i-am-a-fish

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

fleshst4r

.

we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

animnightmare

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

justina-lee-delacroix

Taken by Artemis 2😁😁😁😁 Look at that shit!!!! First time seeing the other side of the moon!!!!!

encryptidarchivist

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

cyborbs-deactivated20231020

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

vulpineprince

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

ablondpanda

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

knitmeapony

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

lookcaitlin

theprofessional-amateur

How your email finds me

razziecat

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

wandererriha

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

digitaldiscipline

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

oldschoolfrp

From the article "Monster-Whompin', Map-Making, Evil Wizard Excitement: A fantasy role-playing roundup" in Commodore Magazine V8 N8, August 1987. A different pic from the same photoshoot appeared on the cover:

damazcuz

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

sefren-deactivated20140420

minestucks-deactivated20130513

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

marzipanandminutiae

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

goth-princess-gwennie

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

peterjay-88

Seriously…every cover is like this

scumtrout

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

yuliciagaming

positive affirmations

pukicho

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.

whyenn-reader

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

a3poify

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

cryoverkiltmilk

Thank you for the intrusive thought to carry into my Excel training this afternoon.

notbecauseofvictories

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.