. cait . caitrionna . . 27 . she/they . polyamorous . i learned to drive with my knees so I can drink two redbulls at once.. follow for a dash full of unrelated bullshit.
(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
Why is it so hard to believe that four years of trump would motivate a large, otherwise apathetic percentage of our population to run down to the polls and vote for “literally anyone but this orange fuck over here?” How can anyone be struggling with this notion?
It’s like being asked why you wrestled your magnum away from your hyperactive toddler who was running around with it? Because enough was enough, goddamnit. There are enough holes in the wall as it is.
Love the argument "oh but if you transition you'll have to deal with being trans your whole life" because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I'm still gonna be trans even if I don't medically transition I'll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy
Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife who's taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things don't understand transness at all.
EDIT: I found it! Here it is!
An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.
I’m glad you all relate to this but the truth is that at 5:55 am this morning one of my mutuals reblogged a picture of a capybara over 40 times and I am going to hunt her for sport
I love the alarmed tone of the cat meows when I’m home much later than usual. It sounds like “did you know?? Did you know it is late at night?! Hey! Hey! Did you know that there has not been dinner?! No dinner for cats? Hey! I can tell you are as concerned and worried about these developments as we are. My brother and I are also very concerned. No dinner!! The cats have not had dinner! Hey! Heeey!! Should you maybe call a police or pope or something? Congress? Dolly Parton? Did you know about this?”
We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) WINNER: HEROBRINE
ROUND TWO:
NOTE: Starting round 2, I'm ditching the bracket and opting for randomized matchups. The left side will stay on the left and the right will stay on the right, but otherwise it'll be shuffled.
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)
Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)
Sans (Undertale) vs. Megamind (Megamind)
Loki (Marvel) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Herobrine (Minecraft)
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas)
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)
REVIVAL ROUND: The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. King Dice (Cuphead)
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