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Musings of a Mad Ravenclaw on Cartoons, movies, and anything else my twisted heart desires. 

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[asskickerinpolkadots]

Plankton warned us, y’all.

[refinery29]

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

[afunnyfeminist]

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

[profeminist]

[profeminist]

More posts on Dr. Willie Parker

[outforhealth]

Willie Parker is a HERO among common people! 

[lady-feral]

Click here to support Trot for TAP!

We intend to raise awareness and funds for Trans Assistance Project. Trans Assistance Project is a permanent fund replenished through donations and grants whose purpose is to assist transgender people in need, primarily through funding the costs of updating identity documents. We intend to...

Alright folks, we’ve got flyers printed up and we’re posting them around town!  We’ve also received some wicked merch from B-Sidebar for raffle prizes at the end of the run!  

Event signup is here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trot-for-tap-5k-fun-runwalk-tickets-31489533041

Are you ready to come run with us in Portland, OR on March 12th?   If not, you can still donate and help trans folks in need!

[lady-feral]

We’re down to the final stretch, folks!  The run is on the twelfth and we’re still looking for donations!  TAP spent over nine thousand dollars yesterday at their ID clinic!  Let’s keep that fund replenished!

[lady-feral]

OK folks, we’re just a couple days out! There’s still time to donate and to sign up for the run! Happening this Sunday morning!

[lady-feral]

This is the last reblog! We’re taking donations until the bitter end! Event registration is still open and we’ll be accepting cash tomorrow morning too! Come out and run with us for a good cause or just make a little donation to keep TAP solvent! See you in the morning!

[captaincumberlord]

Me watching Deadpool

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

WIG WIG WIG WIG

[dykedekuremade]

source it’s real guys (major spoiler warnings here though)

[removeremakeredo]

I love how this scene revealed that: 

1) Lapis snores, and

2) Peridot finds this cute

[asian]

Time to repost my favorite headline

[bodypositivesuggestions]

FAT PEOPLE LOVING THEMSELVES DOESN’T PROMOTE OBESITY.

FAT PEOPLE DESERVE TO MAKE HOMES OF THEIR BODIES AND LOVE EVERY INCH OF THEM.

FAT PEOPLE DESERVE TO EXIST WITHOUT YOUR HATRED ANYWHERE NEAR THEIR RADIANT SELVES.

[prosperdecay]

Better check yourself, lil Navy.

[weirdwyvern]

b y e

[maxknightley]

“The rich aren’t evil, as so many of my brothers would tell you. I’ve known rich people – I have played on their yachts – and they are not unkind, or malign, and they do not hate the poor, as many would tell you… No – the big difference between the rich and the poor is that the rich are blithe. They believe nothing can every really be so bad. They are born with the lovely, velvety coating of blitheness – like lanugo, on a baby – and it is never rubbed off by a bill that can’t be paid; a child that can’t be educated; a home that must be left for a hostel, when the rent becomes too much.”

— Caitlin Moran

[noc10-moved]

hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr

[pepperbloom]

WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer!

[noc10-moved]

hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone!

[pepperbloom]

Oh no! I’m a-losing my gri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ip!

[noc10-moved]

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer. Die, Mario. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.

[november-venom]

@lunaraen

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[pumpkinmcqueen]

living the dream

[nanitsnami]

Lmaooo

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

@dogsupport

[felinepatronus]

I just couldn’t resist. In all seriousness, though, this is some A+ insight and advice.

[stayfortomorrow]

Schizophrenic 👏does👏not👏equal👏violent👏

[shirodad]

how to ACTUALLY know a person from their voltron icon

lance: most likely very nice, but extremely meme-y. loves lance but also loves langst. will start a conversation through a kermit picture.

pidge: either a conspiracy theorist or someone who’s very new to the fandom. either is okay with all pronouns for pidge or will fight you for that one pronoun they headcanon pidge with. 

hunk: so pure but also so incredibly bitter about the fandom. just wants hunk to be loved. will go through burning buildings for hunk.

keith: a nerd. hates the fandom, but loves the show and knows all the theories, is probably typing one up right now. is so proud over keith. loves mothman. 

shiro: parent friend. too tired of drama, but always knows everything that’s going on. shiro means the world to them. will fight anyone who says something bad against shiro. tries to be friends with everyone. save them. 

allura: so pure. save them. probably wants allura to step on them, and will thank her. loves all. save them from the drama. 

coran: a meme or that one weird uncle friend.

zarkon/sendak: either terrifying or is a huge cuddle bear, nothing in between.

thace/ulaz: “they deserved better" 

rolo/nyma: “ok but they’re really cool and hot, listen,“ 

other side characters: “i love aliens”

the mermaids: most likely huge lance fans. also very gay.

slav: chaotic evil.

[lemonistics]

@mothisland