Asskicker in Polkadots

Rachel. 27. She/Her. Lesbian. Mostly aesthetics, gay ships, and queer rage

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

She’s tall

She’s tooney

She’s definitely more than looney.

And in this cartoony

She’s destroying Beach city.

[straightboyfriend]

me discovering my inner worth

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

what a wholesome post

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[mage-of-markarth]

Wool in different weights is also one of the best fabrics for different climates and if woven tightly water resistant. Which in turn means no harmful waterproofers needed on the cloth. Unless it’s something like bees wax. But felted is basically one of the best fabrics for cold weather. It self regulates temperature. Plastic? You bake in plastic. Even the lightweight stuff. I’ve worn full Elizabethan clothing in Florida and the worst bit was the poly brocade doublet. The wool dress and linen shift kept me cool.

A good farmer and this is most farmers do NOT harm their sheep shearing them and it benefits the sheep. So what would you have? An irreparably damaged planet full of plastic? Or happy sheep and decent cloth that won’t pollute once finished with?

[mocking-blue]

Like everything sometimes humans take shit too far like can we even talk about some vegans not eating honey like the bees are dying and they think eating honey is a bad thing! It’s NOT! some animal products actually are better for then the environment than their substitute SOY is actually an environmental destroyer!

Like I actually have nothing against vegans but some of them are so arrgoant while doing things they are doing things that are even worse for the planet!

[summerinohio]

Some of My Favorite Space Ladies

[gleeksthings]

Amber Riley speaking the TRUTH.

[yoo-tori]

YAAS MA'AM

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

unbothered and I’m here for it,

[gaycism]

Omg id LOOOOVE an album from her singing sad love songs!!!

[toastbutteregg]

someone recommend me her songs I wanna listen

[mesopelagic]

wish yall would stop calling rejection of mainstream beauty expectations as “embracing ugliness” :(

[mesopelagic]

just bcs i dont wear makeup doesnt mean im “raw” and “embracing my ugliness” im literally just existing… sorry 2 hear about ur messed up self esteem but dont project your issues onto me…

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[styna]

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

[childofearthandstarrysky]

It’s that time of year again

[styna]

A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored

[mascgf-blog]

telling butch lesbians to “be ugly” when rejecting feminine beauty standards is nice but butchness is something that lesbians find beautiful and desirable so maybe instead of telling butches to accept that they are ugly in a het world tell them that they dont have to live in a world where they’re considered ugly. you dont have to accept being ugly bc you arent ugly to us.

[superheroladies]

I’m gonna be real here for a sec, and I’m sorry for being the one to say it. Every single one of you who is advocating for shows that tried to be inclusive and had hiccups to be voted down and be punished by attempting to lower the ratings and sending messages to the higher ups are playing themselves. You all turned on SU, Korra, Voltron, and will turn on the Dragon Prince and She-Ra as well when those also turn out to be flawed shows and not peak respectability politics as well. There is no such thing as a perfect show, let alone the prefect rep. 

Do you really believe execs care about what you’re saying? All that they will see is that people hate shows with reps, and that shows with reps get the most hate and more so than shows that don’t even try, so the message to them is that we shouldn’t try since people will eventually turn on them. All you’re doing is making creators see what these shows go through and go you know what, it’s not worth it. Because the level of outright malice is vicious and horrifying. 

Execs don’t care what you’re saying all they see is that you hated the rep so to them it’s better to not have rep. If you think big corporations care about your plight then you are heavily misguided. Creators have to fight and fight to get scraps and there are many internal politics on what goes down and how. They aren’t kidding when they say they fight for it. Shows that try will always be held on a higher standard and when that isn’t met it’s punished for trying and those above the shows will go welp, better never include those nasty queers if they’re gonna hate it. Thats’ the bitter reality of it and it will never change so choose your words and actions carefully. 

[stelamaris]

in two years people will turn on dragon prince and she-ra it’s a given wank they will never ever care about you only creators will and future creators will see what their peers go through and back down on what they want as well because dreading backlash is now more on the rise than ever heck i’m just a fan and even i fear backlash imagine being a creator that everyone feels entitled to look i’m really sorry to put it out like this but it’s the bitter truth all of these shows are deeply flawed but they are trying

[moonshadow-memes]

netflix is literally losing money over regions that prohibit queer representation, you KNOW they will JUMP on the chance to cancel shows with rep to replace them with more hetero (mainstream) shows they can show in all regions! so please don’t be the reason they cancel these shows, and please remember that in the end, it is a cartoon aimed at children, there are a lot of restrictions on them already.

[freakxwannaxbe]

there is no such thing as unproblematic media, and y’all really need to stop shitting only on media that actually fucking tries and holding it up to impossible standards of purity that are impossible to attain

you’re literally just shooting yourself in the leg

[jurassicsunsets]

they really just named a dinosaur Thanos huh

[jurassicsunsets]

It’s a super crappy holotype (one vertebra, nothing else)

It’s from a group of dinosaurs that are famous for having super reduced arms and hands, so it couldn’t even snap its fingers

It would have looked something like this:

(Image by Fred Wierum)

[asskickerinpolkadots]

I was angry about Dracorex and I’ll be angry about this.

[cowboysuggest]

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

[animatedamerican]

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

[patrickat]

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

[mathias-darklordofall]

Take a bath? Not today!

[kazoo-goddess]

Julio! Get the Raid!

[dysenterygarrett]

Visit Original Link

[dsudis]

I have identified the song that perfectly matches the energy of the Venom movie and it is the vocals of “Head Like a Hole” backed by the Lisa-Frank-in-sound-form bubbly pop instrumentation of “Call Me Maybe.” 

TRYING TO BE DARK AND EDGY AND ANGRY but the essential! rom com! nature! just keeps breaking through!!

[ceasarslegion]

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

[aw-dag]

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[birlinterrupted]

It’s you and me versus the world (which for the most part completely agrees w this specific perspective)

[fakegamerjamiee]

can people stop telling me to watch contrapoints now?

[n3wfaceoffailure]

wlw culture is not wanting to fuck a goddamn clown

[coolgirl]

harley quinn

[n3wfaceoffailure]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Our Salem does not talk because…

Me: LET HIM

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: No because you see

Me: LET HIM SPEAK

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: He cannot talk

Me: HE HAS THINGS TO SAY LET HIM SHARE HIS VIEWS AND OPINIONS

My Girlfriend: (Bodily dragging me away) Samantha calm down

Me: GIVE US THE TALKING CAT WE DEMAND

[grimlykid]

LET SALEM SAY FUCK 👏

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

< Stands outside Netflix HQ holding a sign that says this

MY VOICE MUST BE HEARD AND SO MUST HIS

[littlemissonewhoisall]

This is the most relatable post of all time.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Salem’s precious kitteh snark is sorely missed <3