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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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The Stonewall Inn
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@felixfulmen
@ those people who start binging ur story and leave tons of lil comments so u can track their progress: you rock
@ those people who read ur whole story in one night and leave a huge excited review at the end: you rock
@ those people who have been there from the beginning and make a point to leave a comment on every update: you rock
people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring
The best cosplay I ever saw at a convention was two kids in a dual stroller, who as their parents pushed them past me were whaling on each other, just, calmly but continually fighting like they didn’t know how not to fight, and as they drew closer I realized these tiny violent toddlers were dressed as Cyclops and Wolverine.
I think about those parents a lot.
ted cruz is gonna kill a supreme court judge
arkos spotted
guys i found jaune and pyrrah having a date in fuuka
please ignore me im trash :)
Well then….
he even fucking waved at him
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Sirius asking James to high five her when he is took sick to come to class.
Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.
Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
Keeping this.
@actual-barton-ass
fans: doomfist will b the next hero and the first male character introduced since release
blizzard, excitedly pulling out their wallet to reveal pictures of their 400 daughters: so this is our brilliant and amazing daughter efi oladele, she won the adawe foundation’s genius grant and we’re so proud of her,
my textbook and i have a lot in common
Ad Goblin Jr. fills in for his dad on this week’s Heroes and Halfwits.
And here is the smoking gun. Elastigirl went into retirement November 13th, 1955. Between that and the cape accidents in ‘57 and ‘58 as mentioned in the No Capes montage, that puts the Super Ban around there. The “present day” action of the Incredibles film, which is 15 years later, is around 1970.
The Incredibles is a period superhero story like Watchmen or The New Frontier.
thank god I finally know the year. I always knew it wasn’t present day but I wasn’t sure if it was the mid 60s or early 70s
I shoulda known it was the 70’s because of their furniture.
Wait a minute, I was watching this for the millionth time the other day and I was just commenting on the fact that all the cars look really old, and NOW I KNOW WHY, OH MY GOD?
YES I KNEW IT
That awkward moment when the whole world has seen this movie and we just now figured out that it takes place in the 70s…
The Incredibles 2 will probably take place 14 years later in the 80s.
Let me get this straight
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Only in Puerto Rico
I’ve floated away lmao
my people
can you believe there are people out there who speak MULTIPLE languages and then APOLOGIZE for not having perfect grammar in their third or fourth language?????? like do you know how incredible you are???
I realised this video isn’t available on mobile so here’s a tumblr version.
If you want to watch it at full quality you can find it here on youtube.
I thought this was gonna be a funny compilation of people getting smacked around but this was amazing, holy god
