Derpy Lemon

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

[quasarkisses]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE

[catchingarrows-blog]

This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

[fluffy-moose]

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

[wwooper]

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

[kyruceleste]

For my American followers

[fallon-ashby]

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

[cyberfrostian]

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

[honeydollydimples-deactivated20]

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[caffeinated-librarian]

I GIVE ZERO SHITS IF YOU AREN’T FROM AMERICA YOU ARE FUCKING SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS HOW STALKERS OPERATE OH MY GOD SIGNAL BOOST

[lupinofthe3rdvariety-deactivate]

Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

[septickles-deactivated20180124]

save urself yanks

[omegapausestuck]

MOTHERFUCKING SPREAD THIS SHIT NOW GUYS

[kprojectscenarios]

This isn’t our normal posting, but if there are any American followers on our blog, PLEASE do this now.

[def-initely-soul]

If anyone of my followers is american, do this!!!

[some-rfa-imagines]

PLEASE STAY SAFE. I’m not American and I don’t plan on it but I know at least some of my followers are and I want you all safe. Please, please, please, signal boost this as much as possible.

[ninjago-memes]

Reblogging on both blogs because this is important for my American followers

[echo-julien-deactivated20231231]

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this a thing?

I wasn’t on there, but my best friend, stepmom, dad, and two full-blooded siblings were. (Even checked the half-siblings and they weren’t there, but they’re both pretty young.) You bet your ass I removed them. 

[otherviosmainblog]

Guys PLEASE look this up. I was on there as well as my family. Stay safe, friends

[kryptsune]

🌼Hey, guys stay SAFE please! I had to actually take steps to take myself off this creepy website too. 

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

Jesus fucking christ. 

[munn-evver]

AaaaAAA

[peregrinelight]

Bringing this back.

[iceddcoffee]

for all of u who dont understand or want to understand what an asexual person is

[diemoshingorspiders]

Raising asexual awareness every reblog

[emotionalandmotionless]

I’m so glad I found this, I’ve had many questions about asexuality and this answered them. Time to inform some ignorant assholes.

[merlypops]

Oh.

[monarch-boo]

i know a certain group of people who really needs this…… :3c

[prettyboywynn]

You can be asexual if you are rarely attracted to people, it’s called grey-asexuality :)

[natelove]

Or if you only feel attraction once you’re close to someone, that’s demisexuality

[actualaster]

Yes! Demi and gray-A are both under the ace spectrum! What isn’t ace is if you regularly feel sexual attraction to complete strangers you have no emotional investment in at all.

[enby-life]

So I know on one hand this is a Very Serious Blog™️ but also...

We need more non-binary memes in the world

Show me the enby memes

[stargazing-enby]

It's 2 am and I should be sleeping, but

[enby-life]

YES THESE ARE GREAT

[beingnotseeming]

[felixmctrash]

Drew my roommates d&d character for our Descent Into Avernus campaign. Meet Amanda Lynne the tiefling bard. 

[felixmctrash]

Hey, I do art. Meet Gil Raconis, my Starfinder character. He's a solarian that used to fight in a gladiatorial ring and went by the handle The Reaper. In reality he's a dumbass with a heart of gold.

[biaesthetc]

ways bisexuals communicate

finger guns

thumbs up

peace signs

salutes

“y’all”

[plutotown]

wait a minute

[yourewelcomeforbeingmyfriend]

[leopirate-deactivated20170629]

i didn’t ask for this (source)

[kamenwriter]

I, for one, am glad to receive this

[siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202]

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[funnyreclaimed]

I believe Willy Wonka invented this...

[bobsdoghouse-blog1]

Wtf

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

[dankxsinatra]

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

[leiaisaskywalker-deactivated202]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

ultimate dysphoria stabiliser

[itched]

if i may add

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[izzetasignet]

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

[did-you-know]

Fictional characters might not be real, but our relationships with them are. 

Studies show it’s difficult for our brains to distinguish between our familiarity with characters on TV and our personal relationships with real people. The effect is so strong that just thinking about watching your favorite TV show can make you feel less lonely. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[thedementeddragon]

Hear that? Our love for fictional characters is REAL

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[melaninmoney]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

ass be completely out 😭

[dannykitchen]

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

[prismatic-bell]

Curvy ladies: Men’s dress pants have more room in the butt. I don’t know why, I only know that all my dress pants for work are off the rack in the men’s department in Target. Literally nobody has noticed, except a couple of my younger coworkers who’ve asked me–you guessed it–”oh my god, where did you find pants with pockets?”

Tall ladies: men’s pants are easier to find in longer lengths than women’s pants are.

Trans ladies: Wanna get on this gravy train, but afraid people will misgender you for wearing clothes off the men’s racks? Step one: tell me who these people are and I will punch them in the face. Step two: if it doesn’t make you dysphoric, please don’t feel obligated to wear pants off the women’s racks if pants off the men’s racks are more comfy/useful to you. I’m a cis woman who’s been wearing pants from the boys’ section and, later, the men’s section, ever since I hit puberty and in thirteen years maybe, maybe half a dozen people have noticed. And it’s always women asking the oh-my-god-pockets question. You’re all good. <3

Fat ladies: you will pay the same for a pair of 42x32 jeans as for a pair of 34x32 jeans, instead of having to pay some kind of Fat Penance Tax by way of being in the “plus size” section. Also, did I mention more room in the butt?

Ladies concerned about modesty: For obvious reasons, there is more crotch space in men’s pants. Embrace it and enjoy a life free from cameltoe worries and spontaneous labia-wedgies when you squat down.

All ladies: I swear to god the waists in women’s pants these days are made specifically to fit exactly nobody so that no matter what you do, your underwear will show. Men’s pants do not do this. The waists sit where they’re supposed to and will actually lay flat against the small of your back instead of flopping open to show your unmentionables to the world. If you want hiphugger jeans, buy one leg-length too small and one waist-size too large and let them hang, and they still won’t accidentally show your undies. Men’s pants will last longer. They cost less, in a lot of cases. Embrace the men’s jeans. Buy the men’s jeans. Stop buying shitty flimsy women’s jeans that wear out in six months.

AND FINALLY: to determine your size in men’s pants, take a tape measure around your waist at its smallest point. This is your waist size and will be the first number in a pair of men’s pants. Next, take the tape measure from about an inch below your no-no squares parts, and run it to your ankle. (You may need a friend or parent to help with this.) This is your inseam length, and will be the second number on a pair of men’s pants. Men’s and boys’ pants are tailored the same way, so if you have trouble finding your waist size in men’s, hop over to the boys’ section. Feel no shame. If they’d give us decent fucking pants we wouldn’t have to steal theirs, right?

[thewinterotter]

Listen you guys, I am SO MAD ABOUT THIS. I’ve seen this first post before, and recently my mom said, “Hey, did you see that post on Tumblr about shopping for jeans in the men’s department?”

And I said yeah, I’d seen it, I’ve been through the Trying To Fit Clothes On My Stupid Body wars, and this post really only applied to skinny jeans because they’re so stretchy. It couldn’t possibly work for regular jeans! I have TRIED SO MANY TIMES. I’ve always shopped in the men’s department because women’s clothes are like 90% bullshit and 10% fake pockets.

But I hadn’t seen the second addition, which gave me more hope, and I decided to just try on a few pairs when I was at Old Navy the other day. They have some “classic” jeans with no give to them at all, which is what I was trying on years ago that convinced me it just wasn’t possible. (Jeans in my price range didn’t really come with any form of stretch back then, as I recall. Textile technology is bad-ass.) But these days they mostly have “flex” jeans that have some give to them. (Women’s jeans are usually labeled “stretch” but apparently men’s have to be “flex” like they need stretchy garments so their HUGE MUSCLES don’t just TEAR THEIR CLOTHES!)

This was totally an impulse decision so I couldn’t measure myself, but I grabbed a few sizes based on what I vaguely thought my measurements probably were and decided it couldn’t possibly be worse than the endless cycle of regret, dissatisfaction, and recrimination that is trying on women’s clothing.

The first pair I tried on fit like a DREAM. I’ve been gaining weight lately which is a whole separate nightmare (mainly centered around “but I don’t WANT to buy new bras, this is bullshit!”) and the reason I need to buy new jeans because nothing freaking fits me, and I was sure these wouldn’t either, but DAMN. They’re the best pair of jeans I own. Twice as thick, pockets twice as big, legs nice and loose (they don’t even sell women’s jeans with a cut remotely similar to this), and contrary to my super dumb opinion from before this experience, they’ve got my plenty of room for all my womanly curvey bits. AND because they’re actually a relaxed fit instead of trying to cling to every inch of me, they don’t show my weight nearly as much as my women’s jeans do, they’re easier to move in, they’re not constantly inching down my hips with every move I make, and overall they just make me feel GOOD about how I look which is a strange new sensation I could definitely get used to.

It’s like a miracle. I want to cry both out of joy and because of all the shitty jeans now filling my closet when I could have been buying comfortable, relaxed, pocket-having men’s jeans all these years. Many blessings to the posters above, may your crops grow and your cows give milk and your jeans hold all the gadgets you desire.

[thatoneartyishperson]

Also: men’s pants have constant sizes that are based off of actual measurements instead of the women’s whatever-the-company-wants-to-make-the-size sizes. They’re far more reliable and your size will translate to other brands.

[inconspicuouslyevil]

@get-dunkd-on help me remember this for our next Goodwill run lmao

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

I HAVE to try some men’s jeans. Sick of these super skinny show everything always having to be hitched up no pocket crap jeans!

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Honestly signal boost. Because imagine this actually starts some kind of ludicrous pants revolution that ends up causing women’s pants fashion company’s sales to tank, absolutely forcing them to realize men’s pants have always had the right idea and start doing that instead of this bullshit. Like just imagine. And don’t just signal boost this. Tell every woman you know. Tell every trans friend and every curvy friend out there. You see a lady down the street, stop her and tell her you’ve discovered a new gospel and it’s purchasing men’s pants. With the way women spread information when we’re excited, the mentioned scenario could actually be hella achievable

[akreliadeklavesht-deactivated20]

PRAISE THE UNIVERSE I FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys. Gals. Non binary pals. As a trans ftm person who just recently started shopping in the men’s department and has gigantic hips full of dysphoria let me tell you a thing.

Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. I repeat. Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. You don’t need to go to the dress pants to fit your lovely curvy self in there. Go to the regular section or big and tall if you’re a bit taller and/or wider, and there’ll be a little section of athletic style jeans. They’ve still got the giant blessed pockets and the room in the crotch and if you’re really curvy with a large bone structure like I am you can get yourself some quality pants.

This has been an addition by your local nb trans dude. Thank you for your time.

[sulrae]

Reblog to save a fucking life

[al3xfierro-deactivated20191212]

@rebeloftheseas @hunter-the-sad-skeleton