feebsasaurus rex

yeah idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[intactics]

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[tanoraqui]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

[thedoctorandclaraforeverandever]

GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[cryptidofthecove]

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[yaoiblackmold]

People in the Omegaverse are probably writing Betaverse fanfiction where there is no A/B/O dynamics and everyone just falls in love with eachother's personality instead of pheromones and hormones controlling their desires.

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[urie]

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[hoziernatural]

i got that dog in me

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[solmarillion]

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

[lizarin]

Kirk/Spock fans were publishing homosexual fanfiction when homosexuality was still considered a mental disorder and sending porn through mail was illegal.

Don't dishonor our fandom ancestors by sucking cooperate cock.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact