Feminist Keanu

Because of course he is. This blog is mostly dedicated to reblogging MOST EXCELLENT fandom work with occasional posts actually about the fact that Keanu Reeves is an awesome human being. 

[frownyalfred]

Obviously a public Batman identity reveal is huge and will have a massive impact on Gotham, but I like to think about the short list of Bruce Wayne’s employees who would go absolutely fucking bonkers when they find out that their employer was literally Batman. 

This list includes but is not limited to:

bodyguards/personal security (what do you MEAN we were protecting you and you knew jiu jitsu the whole time?)

any medical personnel who treated him or his family in the last ten years (missed some pretty obvious signs, in hindsight)

the guy who taught Bruce Wayne how to send Board materials at WE because he “didn’t know how” (he organizes the literal Justice League)

drivers/pilots/etc who found out that not only can Bruce Wayne actually drive shift after all, he’s also able to fly spaceships??

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of rose giving shane a weighted blanket as a gift and it soon becoming ilya's Number One Enemy in their house

at first it was just because it was a gift from rose, but now??? shane is cuddling up under The Mistress? ("ilya, it is a fucking blanket-") shane does not need to ask ilya to lay on top of him because he would rather be beneath The Mistress? ("ilya, for FUCK'S sake, you weren't even home-") maybe shane doesn't even need him anymore. maybe The Mistress can learn to suck his co- ("i'm going to bed. you can join me or you can keep glaring at a FUCKING BLANKET")

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like rose probably went for the heaviest option available, so like a 40 pounder, so it does have some good heft to it

and i'm cackling about this arrangement being referred to as a threesome as a joke, which is all well and good until someone is reading over ilya's shoulder one day and sees shane send the message, "today has fucking sucked. can we have a threesome when you get home, please?" and is just ???? hello???? what?? the fuck??? are y'all just out here casually having threesomes on a tuesday??? that hollander asks for wiTH A PLEASE??? WHO IS INVOLVED ONTHIS THREESOME FOR IT TO BE HAPPENING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE????

[dailyalastor]

[jams-sims]

Shane: Did you ever let dad win at cards?

Shanes mom: I'd rather die.

Ilya: Oh my god, I know where he gets it from now...

[ourravenboys]

during these exciting times (heated rivalry) i am once again encouraging you guys to watch women’s hockey, where this ACTUALLY publicly happens

the PWHL season is on now, watch it on TSN/CBC/Sportsnet in Canada and on YouTube in the USA/internationally!!

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[secretaryofdarkness]

It’s even better if you imagine it in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

[hellenhighwater]

Every time one of the miserable bastards I follow puts this goddam post back on my dash I reblog it just to tell you that so far–so far!–I have managed to not slip up. 

But I do a lot of jury trials, and so far isn’t never. 

I hate you all. 

[monsterritory]

It's giving "I am So Fucking Tired I slept in a God Damn Office Chair for a Bloody Week and had to Manipulate Mansplain Manwife my way through Three Fucking Deals and a Throuple Therapy in a spawn of one week just to get my Stupid Fucking Stick fixed I am so Fucking Ready to take every classical substance known to a 30s man and Black The Fuck Out for at least A Month I literally Never want to hear Any Word beginning with a V ever again."

[dailyalastor]

alastor: 🦵🏽🦵🏽 vox: 👁️👁️

[esotericy]

Keanu Reeves on the set of ’Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ 1991

[leveragecentral]

The OT3 (Hardison & Eliot & Parker) LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (2021—)

requested by anonymous

[elsinore-and-inverness]

"Trans rights are absolutely in lockstep with the rights of women" -David Tennant

[heist-family-content]

Jason: Stop calling me baby. I am twenty years old. I have dragged murderers from the back of my motorcycle. My scared hands smell like gunpowder. I hate you and I will never be soft again.

Bruce: Yes, of course, I understand.

Bruce, deadpan introducing Jason to literally anyone: This is my baby boy. My sweet little darling. My silly goose. Bambini. Small one. Duckling. Spider monkey. Pumpkin. Itty bitty.

Jason, deadpan, every time: Yes, hi, that's me, I'm itty bitty.

[heist-family-content]

This is frankly too good to go unnoticed:

#i like to think that he does this for all his children like

#introducing dick: my sunshine. my first born. my darling. my angel. my fun time boy. my dear.#meanwhile dick: can and will pulverise all your bones and feed them to you

#introducing jason: my little one. the one i got back. the one that came back. no grave has been between us. my itty bitty. my little champ.#meanwhile jason: brick shithouse with guns

#introducing tim: my smart boy. my little thinker. my baby. my heart. little me. better me. my saviour. my son.#meanwhile tim: is currently hacking into the pentagon to order 100 pizzas becahse he got bored

#introducing damian: my baby. my youngest. my sweet boy. my itty bitty spider monkey. my good son. my lovely dami. prema. ya qalbi.#meanwhile damian: gremlin child holding three katanas his size at all thimes and 20 more daggers in his boots

@joekitsu Why would you hide this genius in the tags, this is amazing

[hogans-heroes]

ok but why is gale holding the fork like that for :') is that just how americans tend to hold their utensils? is that how austin does it and not a character thing???:D pls whats going on it's so funny:DD like a little shovel

lol it is NOT an American thing I’ve never seen any human hold a fork like that before 🤣 I get such a kick out of it and I don’t know if it’s an Austin thing or something he did for Gale’s character?? I don’t recall seeing him eating anywhere else but now I want to go on the hunt and see if I can find out.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

That is the "shoveling because basic training gives you super limited meal times to train you" shoveling hold. I don't know if basic still does it, but I have family who were in the military in this era, and all of them ate like that, including the protective arm ready to block the far side of the plate.

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

She dodged a bullet

[themooonhauntsyou]

steven grant 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I honestly don't know how people find/use my gifs, but they do, so in case anyone on this site is ever searching for David Tennant angry, rage, smash, destroy, mad, etc, these are for them.