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+caroline a literal baby mostly hiatus because Busy

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Photographed by Luca Venter for Urban Outfitters

[qozxe]

urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this

[eqberts]

this?

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THANK YOU

[femlarry]

Me: *lies across your lap*

Me: PET MEEEE

[femlarry]

me, immediately after communicating in any way with another human being: I have Failed

[kieraplease]

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

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[femlarry]

Am Exhausted By Friends/Acquaintances who are like “it would be so nice to have mono like you and do nothing!!!! i am so busy lol! i never get sleep because i am very busy and accomplished!” like i have a very bad strain of a reasonably serious illness (i mean, THREE illnesses, considering my strep test came back positive, and i have a tonsil infection, and mono) that has left me essentially bedridden for three weeks and too fatigued to do much of anything else even now, a bitch is not having a fun time Doing Nothing, but i appreciate the Nice Digs at my productivity/snarky self-promo at the expense of my literal physical health.

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real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?

me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most

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