meet me in montauk @laughingcrying - Tumblr Blog

someone (not me) went a little wild in the produce section (wasn't my fault) and perhaps went a little overboard (couldn't be stopped) in how much fruit my house required (had nothing to do with me or my choices), and now there's clementines, kiwi, mangoes, grapes, AND strawberries in my fridge

penandinkprincess

#rmr one time i dressed up as a fruit bat for halloween exclusively so i could carry around a bowl of fruit and snack all evening #and then i did 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

fairycosmos

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

frail-eternity-blog

pierangelis

Pierre Auguste Renoir, details

#florals

elokitties

let’s all be grown women together❤️

theblackparadeisdead

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

cuntylestat

EVERYONE WAKE UP IT'S JADE'S TINY DESK CONCERT

#SHE’S EVERYTHING #jade #jade thirlwall

pinehutch

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

pinehutch

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

stringcage

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

#my gf is trying to convince me to not stay there anymore when i go back to portland and the thing is i have options #but i don’t wanna hurt my dad’s feelings :(#and Yet. the last time I stayed there I came back and had the worst panic attack i’ve had in a decade. So

lissa

"Don't let the place burn down."

#the pitt #cassie mckay my beloved #her ass has Been Through Treatment and you WILL know it!!!

urie

in the tags: what was the first thing you ever learned how to cook? how old were you? who taught you?

#with my dad: cookie dough when i was three :’)#on my own: i could make my own chicken breast and steamed broccoli by seventh grade i think? dad also taught me #oh mom taught me how to make box mac and cheese and/or pasta by around sixth grade i think #i wasn’t a GOOD cook until i was 21ish though #my mom getting sick made me a much better cook. the first thing i was good at making was fettuccine alfredo (dad’s recipe of course)#🥹

alasse9

heated rivalry fic: so you must like me for me - COMPLETE, 36K

art by @anonymouspinkturtle

Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Summary: Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

It turns out having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating.

Chapter 1 of 2 on Ao3 HERE

Chapter 2 of 2 on Ao3 HERE

#hello this is perfection #fic rec #hollanov