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24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year
Here’s an easy resolution: This stuff is all free as long as you have access to a computer, and the skills you learn will be invaluable in your career, and/or life in general.
1. Become awesome at Excel.
Chandoo is one of many gracious Excel experts who wants to share their knowledge with the world. Excel excellence is one of those skills that will improve your chances of getting a good job instantly, and it will continue to prove invaluable over the course of your career. What are you waiting for?
2. Learn how to code.
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Perhaps no other skill you can learn for free online has as much potential to lead to a lucrative career. Want to build a site for your startup? Want to build the next big app? Want to get hired at a place like BuzzFeed? You should learn to code. There are a lot of places that offer free or cheap online coding tutorials, but I recommend Code Academy for their breadth and innovative program. If you want to try a more traditional route, Harvard offers its excellent Introduction to Computer Science course online for free.
3. Make a dynamic website.
You could use a pre-existing template or blogging service, or you could learn Ruby on Rails and probably change your life forever. Here’s an extremely helpful long list of free Ruby learning tools that includes everything from Rails for Zombies to Learn Ruby The Hard Way. Go! Ruby! Some basic programming experience, like one of the courses above, might be helpful (but not necessarily required if you’re patient with yourself).
4. Learn to make a mobile game.
If you’re not interested in coding anything other than fun game apps, you could trythis course from the University of Reading. It promises to teach you how to build a game in Java, even if you don’t have programming experience! If you want to make a truly great game, you might want to read/listen up on Game Theory first.
5. Start reading faster.
Spreeder is a free online program that will improve your reading skill and comprehension no matter how old you are. With enough practice, you could learn to double, triple, or even quadruple the speed at which you read passages currently, which is basically like adding years to your life.
6. Learn a language!
With Duolingo, you can learn Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, or English (from any of the above or more). There’s a mobile app and a website, and the extensive courses are completely free.
Full disclosure: BuzzFeed and other websites are in a partnership with DuoLingo, but they did not pay or ask for this placement.
7. Pickle your own vegetables.
Tired of your farmer’s market haul going bad before you use it all? Or do you just love tangy pickled veggies? You too can pickle like a pro thanks to SkillShare and Travis Grillo.
8. Improve your public speaking skills.
You can take the University of Washington’s Intro to Public Speaking for free online. Once you learn a few tricks of the trade, you’ll be able to go into situations like being asked to present at a company meeting or giving a presentation in class without nearly as much fear and loathing.
9. Get a basic handle of statistics.
UC Berkeley put a stats intro class on iTunes. Once you know how to understand the numbers yourself, you’ll never read a biased “news” article the same way again — 100% of authors of this post agree!
10. Understand basic psychology.
Knowing the basics of psych will bring context to your understanding of yourself, the dynamics of your family and friendships, what’s really going on with your coworkers, and the woes and wonders of society in general. Yale University has its Intro to Psychology lectures online for free.
11. Make your own music.
Step one: Learn how to play guitar: Justin Guitar is a fine and free place to start learning chords and the basic skills you’ll need to be able to play guitar — from there, it’s up to you, but once you know the basics, just looking up tabs for your favorite songs and learning them on your own is how many young guitar players get their start (plus it’s an excellent party trick).
Step two: A delightful free voice lesson from Berklee College Of Music.
Step three: Have you always thought you had an inner TSwift? Berklee College of Music offers an Introduction to Songwriting course completely for free online. The course is six weeks long, and by the end of the lesson you’ll have at least one completed song.
Step four: Lifehacker’s basics of music production will help you put it all together once you have the skills down! You’ll be recording your own music, ready to share with your valentine or the entire world, in no time!
12. Learn to negotiate.
Let Stanford’s Stan Christensen explain how to negotiate in business and your personal life, managing relationships for your personal gain and not letting yourself be steamrolled. There are a lot of football metaphors and it’s great.
13. Stop hating math.
If you struggled with math throughout school and now have trouble applying it in real-world situations when it crops up, try Saylor.org’s Real World Math course. It will reteach you basic math skills as they apply IRL. Very helpful!
14. Start drawing!
All kids draw — so why do we become so afraid of it as adults? Everyone should feel comfortable with a sketchbook and pencil, and sketching is a wonderful way to express your creativity. DrawSpace is a great place to start. (I also highly recommend the book Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain if you can drop a few dollars for a used copy.)
15. Make your own animated GIF.
BuzzFeed’s own Katie Notopoulos has a great, simple guide to making an animated GIF without Photoshop. This is all you need to be the king or queen of Tumblr or your favorite email chains.
16. Appreciate jazz.
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Have you never really “gotten” jazz? If you want to be able to participate in conversations at fancy parties and/or just add some context to your appreciation of all music, try this free online course from UT Austin.
17. Write well.
Macalester College’s lecture series is excellent. If you’re more interested in journalism, try Wikiversity’s course selection.
18. Get better at using Photoshop.
Another invaluable skill that will get you places in your career, learning Photoshop can be as fun as watching the hilarious videos on You Suck At Photoshop or as serious as this extensive Udemy training course (focused on photo retouching).
19. Take decent pictures.
Lifehacker’s basics of photography might be a good place to start. Learn how your camera works, the basic of composition, and editing images in post-production. If you finish that and you’re not sure what to do next, here’s a short course on displaying and sharing your digital photographs.
20. Learn to knit.
Instructables has a great course by a woman who is herself an online-taught knitter. You’ll be making baby hats and cute scarves before this winter’s over!
21. Get started with investing in stocks.
If you are lucky enough to have a regular income, you should start learning about savings and investment now. Investopedia has a ton of online resources, including this free stocks basics course. Invest away!
22. Clean your house in a short amount of time.
Unf$#k Your Habitat has a great emergency cleaning guide for when your mother-in-law springs a surprise visit on you. While you’re over there, the entire blog is good for getting organized and clean in the long term, not just in “emergencies.” You’ll be happier for it.
23. Start practicing yoga.
Most cities have free community classes (try just searching Google or inquiring at your local yoga studio), or if you’re more comfortable trying yoga at home, YogaGlohas a great 15-day trial and Yome is a compendium of 100% free yoga videos. If you’re already familiar with basic yoga positions but you need an easy way to practice at home, I recommend YogaTailor’s free trial as well.
24. Tie your shoelaces more efficiently.
It’s simple and just imagine the minutes of your life you’ll save!
This is a brilliant source of info :)
Baritone: so when the tenor sneaks into the soprano’s garden and sings some crappy off-key serenade it’s “romantic” and he’s a “dashing hero” but when I do it and with perfect legato no less, I’m “a stalker” and “no longer welcome in the palace”
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Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.
2:15am 13/12/18
I wish I hadn't internalized as a little girl that it was good to be quiet.
I always wanted to be good. I wanted to make my parents happy and help them avoid feeling uncomfortable or upset. My sister has always been the outspoken one, the one who argues her way, and won't take "because I said so" as an answer. As a kid, seeing how uncomfortable it made my passive-aggressive parents, I thought that made her "the bad one." Now I admire her more.
Once I saw that my parents were happier when I didn't act upset or argue, I hid my emotions more and didn't try as hard to get what I wanted. During the smallest conflicts I would zone out. I didn't create or voice many opinions on family outings, because I didnt want to add fuel to the fire. Let the opinionated ones have what they want, I'll just float along. When I went through a really hard time in 12th grade, it was harder because I didn't know how to communicate with anyone how I was feeling, and my mom felt bad I couldn't talk to her.
As a kid, I once overheard what I remember to be my uncle mimicking me, voicing the characters of my toys while I played. Embarrassed, I didn't do that anymore. It made playing with other kids harder.
I was proud to be one of the best students, because after being put in time-out when a boy made me laugh in primary, I did my best to be quiet. I have a good short-term memory for tests, I didn't need to ask many questions or didn't bother to, and teachers always seemed to like me because I was quiet. Sure, sometimes there would be a comment on report cards saying I could talk more, but it didnt seem that important.
I've realized that I tend to date guys who talk a lot and have a lot to teach me or tell me. I've been in a few long term relationships, and I'm fighting to teach myself when to leave, because I was under the impression that if someone loves you and is nice to you, you have to be good and stay committed to them. Never mind that you're 17 and you dont want to date one boy all your life, or you've grown up and you're starting to notice your boyfriend, no matter how hard he says he's trying, can't stop speaking to you a little bit condescendingly. I would put off telling them how I felt as long as possible, because I didn't know how to communicate "I don't like this food, please stop making it for me," let alone, "I care about you but I don't think I'll be happy with you for the rest of my life."
University was a slap in the face. All of a sudden, it wasn't good that I was quiet. All of a sudden, I was one-on-one with teachers that needed me to think for myself, not just memorize textbooks. All of a sudden I was supposed to develop a rapport with my teachers and actually have them get to know me (I didn't succeed). All of a sudden I was called upon in class even though I hadn't raised my hand, because everyone was supposed to say something. All of a sudden I was expected to have things to say in all my classes, so I signed up for more classes that would make me practice saying things. I didn't feel like I got better at doing that. I just got better at getting up to humiliate myself over and over again, then getting up and doing it again, instead of just staying in bed or hiding out crying and skipping those classes every time. Only half the time.
I didn't become as close to as many friends at university as I would have liked either, at least partly because while I was feeling terrible about not being very good at having anything to say, I expected everyone was judging me. So I couldn't imagine they would be willing to hang out with me. And of course they wouldn't invite me, I wasn't part of their groups. I found a boy who loved to fill my silences to spend all my time with instead.
Now I'm reflecting on all the different situations that made me think I should be good and quiet and out of the way, and content with that. Now I'm working on communicating what I'm thinking. Now I've left the talkative boys who would just do anything I didn't know how to do for me and tease me for it, and I'm learning how to do things for myself. Now I'm trying to figure out how to move on from all the bitterness I still feel remembering university, and all the times I couldn't figure out how to be good or understood. Quiet may still be part of my personality, but I'm working on making sure I'm quiet because I want to be, and not because it's easier for others.
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