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julia // 25 // sapphic vampire enthusiast

[disgustinggf]

[chucktims]

couldn't be going worse

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[junglejim4322]

A lot of people are misinterpreting this as just saying soda tastes better cold I think you are missing the part where they think there’s some kind of effect to “marinating” your coke for various amounts of time like they’re aging wine hence how she says in this screencap you need a minimum of 10+ days

[lavenderbrigade]

kabru my beloved you have got nobody to blame but yourself on this one you just Keep Fucking Doing This

[finrays]

One thing that’s hilarious to me is humanity’s cross-cultural, Earth-wide boner for birds of prey.

Almost every civilization on the planet took one look at hawks and eagles and falcons and were like “Whoa… that guy is cool…”

[evilvillain123456789]

oomf blocked me on everything and called me a "conniving afab eunuch" because she thinks i goaded her into an unhinged, conspiratorial anti-vax rant on telegram and then posted it to a sideblog without cropping out her pfp. first of all the whole thing wasn't even my call, i was being ridden by a walk-in spirit which entered my body years ago (basically i was caught in a rain storm in the heath and sheltered an ancient dolmen where the bones of a wise man were interred) second of all take your fucking meds lmfaoooo

[evilvillain123456789]

Thats mean and its not true. Acts 8:27

[bass-alien]

🖤 artist: doodle by meg 🖤

[videos-i-didnt-make]

smashbros.mp4

[seagull-yuri]

[miamaimania]

Illuminate the Mundane: Werner Reiterer’s Street Chandelier (2006-12)

[milksockets]

'dress with octopus' by cinzia ruggieri, 1984 in fashion + surrealism - richard martin (1987)

[shyolet]

The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

[rosybetta]

So true. Here's a Candy Darter for your troubles. They're critically endangered and only live in a few creeks in West Virginia. Aren't they pretty?

[herbcitty]

Here’s a critically endangered fish from nz that also only lives in a few creeks, look at that pretty shiny gold! It’s a galaxiid.

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[bruntalism]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

:/

[cumshots-and-cigarettes]

Real Friends // I've Given Up on You

[decimals-built-different]

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

[c3rvida3]

There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

[c3rvida3]

Scamperin' and schemin'...