screaming, but quietly

Vega any pronouns aro . ace . agender

[pizza-thecat]

she patrols the bed occasionally

[yourfaveisintersex]

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

[icewingassasin]

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

[yourfaveisintersex]

:)

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

[gogogoat495]

[ID: Photo of a cat draped over a light fixture high on a wall. /End ID]

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[hyperlexichypatia]

I would rather see graffiti than ads.

It doesn't even have to be nice graffiti. I would rather see a sharpied dick than any ad.

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cats will just randomly fall asleep on you, they don't care

[chaintheguardien]

they do this because they care. they love you and the fact you are warm soft and safe

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don't love the fact that maybe I want to stand up

[meadow-call]

pinecone it's time for me to get up

[blumineck]

Huge credit to Perry_trees over on instagram- the man is incredible with a rope!

For more of my nonsense, check out my Patreon

[hellenhighwater]

Good morning it's time to meet my favorite squirrel

He lives in the tree outside my house

[hellenhighwater]

Time to meet Miscreant's family, aka the rest of the squirrels that live in the trees beside my driveway!

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[potoh]

A jungle for the house tigers.

[fishbonesart]

Care for a drink?

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[animentality]

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina