Ferris

A pansexual nerd with a tattoo of the drama masks and an anxiety disorder. Fanfiction, sometimes. ✨ They/them • AO3 ferrisu

[grantwilson]

paul refeereno and paul robailiffo should fall in love. get foremanlino involved, call that a paulycule

[islandoforder]

wait so vesper died in 2003, 23 years ago, and nancy is 51. she was 28 when she wrote that obituary. how long do you think she’d been working for the omaha sunday scoop at that point? no wonder it hit hard, a girl just a few years younger than she is, passionate and driven like she is, who never had the chance to be more. how much of nancy’s career do you think was driven by the determination that someone needs to tell the story of people who think they’ll disappear without anyone noticing, how many nights did she spend doggedly pursing a story, exhausted and upset, and pulling out that old obituary for the strength to keep pushing forwards?

[itmightrain]

hj trying to seduce lavonte while lavonte listens to their three friends murder a vampire hunter outside of a party

[biria8]

I think HJ is trying to be human again.

The SSRIs have led to blood flowing through him in ways that it hasn't in a century. His cheeks are rosy.

Ally named that he has existed in the past century being manipulative and essentially following the Camarilla's rulebook for domination and control. This is how he got Rediron Towers. This is how he got those mortals that were so devoted to him. Koschei said he used to be a serious vampire.

But when HJ gets to Purpee, he experiences the outcome of that manipulation, exploitation, and control as someone who is not highly benefitting from how sucked Purpee has been from those colonial and capitalistic mechanisms. The first conversation he has that night that he and LaVonte goes out on their scooters, is with Willie Coop, a man struggling to park his car because of Metr, owned by someone HJ has literally shook hands with. HJ gets in community with people who have had needs taken from them for the benefit of folks like him. He really wanted to go to the co-op to learn why and how that place has not been made as dead as others.

LaVonte hasn't forgotten what it means to be human but HJ is remembering what that means.

What it means to struggle, what it means to be vulnerable, what it means for cash-in-hand to not get you what you want. He is putting himself in situations to remember that, consciously or not. He forgot Bat Child's birthday and went to the police station to get her something and settled for a gun when he couldn't get into the evidence room. He could have used Dominate, he could have played the business owner, but he went there as a white man on a scooter to get something, failed, ended up at the bottom of the creek, got a large rock, placed a mirror on it, wrote a poem, and gave it to Bat Child as her present. And she genuinely likes it.

His behaviors aren't making sense to those around him but damn, what happens when you forget what it means to be human for 100 years and then begin to feel human again, feel the blood rushing through you, and remember?

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[transformativeworks]

The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.

(YouTube link)

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[rolameny]

qifrey's lucky he's a witch. all he had coming into the fabric store was a crumpled post-it note reading "two yards grey pls." zero thought about weight or material. hey man what are you using this for? are you trying to match the colour to anything? do you need matching thread? it was only the magic talk that distracted coco from her moral and legal right to kill this customer

[dragon-png]

[ariadne-mouse]

when Game Changer briefly becomes Game Changers

[zmeess]

sword and shield

tip jar!

[ariadne-mouse]

Anna divesting herself of all Rules but one and starting her villain era

[rybajek]

Vash as the wanted brimmed cap, and Wolfwood as a different branch of the Knights Moralis!

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[gettownsburnmoney]

lavonte: i'm not gay

also lavonte:

hj this is why i'm absolutely in love with you

me and hj have done this dance before

mitch is jacked 👀

here are my very specific opinions on red wine

we love rome

american psycho is the best movie

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

[letterboxdgf]

“you know i don’t mind a little sauce on my wingstreet”

[lilkakow]

Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)

[lilkakow]