sometimes he’s a kind of puritan

ferris | any pronouns :) sorry i am bad at tumblr

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[ferrisweel]

YOUR NAME OMG I GET THE REFERENCE I GET IT

lmaoo yeah i usually change it to reference the most recent shows ive been in, usually using one of my own lines (this one is a reference to both addams and twelfth night lol bc in addams i didnt really have any lines but i played the puritan so i used that line from twelfth night)

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[corvidcrowned]

inkblots in a world of light

[teenagerposts]

When you insist on treating your friend

[giragirameganedan]

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#the fury of a child never given a straight answer

She is gonna beat that man to death with a teapot

[saintfelina]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[mousegirlheart]

the best genre is mousepunk

[mousegirlheart]

i consider mousepunk to be worldbuilding where a society of mice adapt human objects to meet their own needs.

Eg. that thing where cartoon mice sleep in empty sardine cans.

controversially, yes, this would include Stuart Little.

[mousegirlheart]

more mousepunk!

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[digitaldiscipline]

Emily Wison, whose translation formed the basis for Nolan's version of The Odyssey, is brutal and unrelenting in her review of it.

Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man

As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...

[murderballad]

[lethalwizard]

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[disguised-offical]

ASEXUAL

Hit the like button

[tupik-the-officer-k-fan]

I have the app on dark mode so instead of asexual all I see is sexual and I think that's the funniest shit in this post

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[angrywall]

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself