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life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's

feta-please

Oh boy if you’re this upset in December just wait till you see January and February

justangrymacaroni

i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

justangrymacaroni

also spoke to an older lesbian professor. i was asking her all these questions about marches and protests and summits and infighting and rallies and “what was it like what did this mean to you what was it like to experience that?”

and she kinda stared at me for a bit and said, “you know, it was a lot. and it was big and it did feel revolutionary. but also at that time i was mainly focused on getting my heart broken in a bar.”

and like. yeah.

justangrymacaroni

another thing my dramaturg told me, from the perspective of a gay man who lived through the 80’s, was that whenever a young gay person asks him what the dating and play scene used to be like, he answers:

“we went to rallies and funerals.”

justangrymacaroni

our persistence in our continued existence is big and scary and revolutionary, and the grief stretches on and the losses hit hard.

and because of that, i think it’s important to remember the dumb drama, and the first loves, and the first heartbreaks over beer. i think it’s important to go to rallies and vigils, and also dive bars and game nights.

it’s all so big and so small.

hatersmad

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

hatersmad

ohhhh my god

feta-please

Calvin’s dad is my dad

c3rvida3

Oh, excuse me... I have a missed call from my beautiful wife, Spam Risk.

xekstrin

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

xekstrin

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

maximum-meow

Hey op what was that last part

xekstrin

Did i fucking stutter

pochowek

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

pochowek

no go on

k0weaponmaster

thestoryofaslut

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

handsomeboymodelingschool

guerrillatech

simariethehawk

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

team-bear-arms-deactivated20220

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

the-tired-tenor

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

puerto-nic0

NON-BINARY SLAY

rottingfacade

the non-binary stray

whydidisavethistomyphone

wordfather

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

lychgate

i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

wordfather

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

great-and-small

Quick visualization of why we in the medical field use the word “purulent” to describe pus filled wounds

vrabia

ruinedchildhood

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”