[feudalmotif]

john, he/him, introject + the rightful king of england people call me "medieval roman roy" which can only be a good thing

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[rpfofficial]

my version

[normal-horoscopes]

I'm about to enter monk mode

[normal-horoscopes]

HUAH

[normal-horoscopes]

[The hair on the top of my head violently explodes off my body, resulting in a perfect TONSURE]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[meanbuddhist]

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

Sultan poisoned by rotten grape. His eldest son succeeds and bans grape production. Vinyard owners support a rival claimant, the new sultan's younger brother. War of Grapes begins. Both brothers are killed.

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[contemptible-scoundrel]

jewel encrusted skull chalice in my left hand dick in my right long-eared elvish shawties on yon crystal ball gold coins stacked higher than you could even believe sipping straight elixir and laughing thru it all U wish u were me

[maggymage]

what does this even mean at this point

[contemptible-scoundrel]

...

[r0ttingsystem]

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

[travelling-my-little-pony]

Celestia is examining Arthur's Stone, a Neolithic burial chamber in Herefordshire.

In England.

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[beemovieerotica]

[antihumanism]

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

[txttletale]

they should make a reverse isekai where a fantasy world medieval peasant gets transported to our world and wows everyone with his knowledge of crop rotations and how to jack off to a piece of wood that looks kind of like an elf