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My name's Feulin and I like tiny wizards. I have a DeviantArt and a Newgrounds Here is my art tag: FeulinArt Art only blog:Feulinart.Tumblr.com Commission and Donation info Amazon Wishlist

[animusbell]

Literally have not been able to stop thinking about this line for weeks something is wrong with me

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[vio-marks]

your dud's my best friend!

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[idwomega]

I miss my goobers

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[girlballs]

Betray Your Values And Beliefs For 8 Red Coins

[demilypyro]

[bakuawarenessproject]

my girlfriend compared kuromi to strong bad the other day

My brother's been sayin this for years

[oneheadtoanother]

[alisoun]

gnome anatomy highlighted for those who cant make it out

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[toskarin]

[qqchurch]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[miapcain]

more

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[hodgepodge-collage]

He’s so large!!! Here’s an NYT article about him

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[czech-hunter-reject]

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

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