*sad toaster noises*

amy, sydney

[kvlen]

She

[adnopes]

[ripe]

Lotta the cow enjoys playing with her pilates ball.

(source)

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[kibibarel]

today i’m thinking about: this Sudowoodo character in SM that can just randomly speak English in the localized versions of the games, assumedly because nobody in the localization team caught on to the fact that Sudowoodo’s Japanese name is Usokkii, and it was saying “uso” as in Usokkii…not literally saying the Japanese word for “lies”

[sprayingpaints]

are you telling me i have to start this game without isabelle

[carnival-phantasm]

CONTAINMENT BREACH

[shittycryptids]

a man who can make a knife out of anything

[bootdork]

Kiwami Japan

[bootdork]

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

How the fuck

[phuccing-phissh]

Smithing 100

[noodleincident]

every single word of this is SO funny

[swarnpert]

musical chairs falls under the battle royale genre

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[990000]

simongerman600

[loracarol]

@bookhobbit idk if this is what you’re interested in? 

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

That is a really awesome display of the data btw

[saddest-cat-hours]

[catchymemes]

[sombearr]

ITS NOT BLURRY. SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS PAPERS ZOOMED THAT SHIT IN THEMSELVES.

[sombearr]

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

[alithographica]

Since I saw someone asking why it says Chandra X-Ray: Chandra is the name of the NASA observatory that took the images. Article!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[harpyhormones]

every other comment on this is “just let them outside” like…. no

letting cats outside is dangerous for them, and horrible for the local ecosystem

cats are great but domestic cats are an invasive species

this is a really good way to let cats enjoy the outdoors without letting them wreak havoc on the local ecosystem

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[yubels-deactivated20210922]