"...Where dwell the brave at heart..."

19 year old law student in a quarter-life existential crisis. Longing to be an international citizen one day. Per aspera ad astra! :)

[izzymalec]

person announcing 12 points: *try to build suspense* me, having a basic understanding of geography: just,,,,,, say it.

[undomielle]

Madonna: no matters what happens, you are all winners

European countries:

[trash-gaylie-moved]

the best thing just happened

[pathfind]

australia have finally earned their worth in eurovision all is forgiven

[nokikana]

when a country is getting a lot of points and you’re trying to remember what their song was

[noramachwitz]

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

[koyotte]

but I need to pee

[seanconneraille]

that’s why there are ballads

[nothingcanbreakthemapart]

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

[mack-will]

you watch the eurovision your whole life, you think you’ve seen it all… dancing gorillas, horse heads, straight people kissing, and then…. a naked ass

[unofficial-estonia]

Europe during voting

[jelloandsugar]

This girl from Georgia is a better presenter then all the three Ukrainian men

[allthingsgerman]

Welcome to this year’s edition of “Hosting this shit is fucking expensive, please don’t vote for us”

[angelgirl132-deactivated2020120]

Never forget the true Eurovision winner:

[velaryons]

Me: I hate our country’s entry this year, I don’t care what happens.

Random person from another country: your entry sucks lmao.

Me: 

[marmarikid]

Ladies and gentlemen let the sixty-second Hunger Games begin.

May the odds be in your favor

[evilhagwoman]

eurovision hosts: [pause for laughter that doesn’t happen]

[morganalefays]

sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects

[crltter-deactivated20140520]

what is eurovision

[amoyed]

[johnnlocked]

Europe right now:

[coolhiroaki]

me, looking at a couple: so which one of you yodels and which one of you raps???