person announcing 12 points: *try to build suspense* me, having a basic understanding of geography: just,,,,,, say it.
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will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Mike Driver
Claire Keane
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Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
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dirt enthusiast

tannertan36

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom
hello vonnie
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@fictional-ambiance
person announcing 12 points: *try to build suspense* me, having a basic understanding of geography: just,,,,,, say it.
Madonna: no matters what happens, you are all winners
European countries:
the best thing just happened
australia have finally earned their worth in eurovision all is forgiven
when a country is getting a lot of points and you’re trying to remember what their song was
european privilege is no commercials during eurovision
but I need to pee
that’s why there are ballads
last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN
you watch the eurovision your whole life, you think you’ve seen it all… dancing gorillas, horse heads, straight people kissing, and then…. a naked ass
Europe during voting
This girl from Georgia is a better presenter then all the three Ukrainian men
Welcome to this year’s edition of “Hosting this shit is fucking expensive, please don’t vote for us”
Never forget the true Eurovision winner:
Me: I hate our country’s entry this year, I don’t care what happens.
Random person from another country: your entry sucks lmao.
Me:
Ladies and gentlemen let the sixty-second Hunger Games begin.
May the odds be in your favor
eurovision hosts: [pause for laughter that doesn’t happen]
sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects
what is eurovision
Europe right now:
me, looking at a couple: so which one of you yodels and which one of you raps???