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supahighposts

mspollutedstar-deactivated20190

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

tragicallybeautifultiger

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

artpigeons

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

merinnan

parents be like that’s my unpaid therapist, my eldest daughter

yeahiwasintheshit

indigcnight-a-deactivated202108

IT'S THE IDES OF MARCH BITCHES

dicaeopolis

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

mandaloriangf

tockthewatchdog

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

jaubaius

No way out

bogleech

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

sinothetimes

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.