bitch (affectionate)

Alcy | they/them | 24 | im very gay like most of the time

[guerrillatech]

[analogdelight]

this button gets harder and harder to click every day

[esthermika]

i haven't been able to use a website for years at this point :(

[daughter-of-sapph0]

accessibility fix

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

[dannydanoninoo]

I’m honestly so confused right now

[sophfandoms53]

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN 

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

Technically zero isn’t even a number

[claytonical]

what even is zero then

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is 0.

Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Numbers aren’t real

[ufohshit]

Is anything really

[cornposting]

this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr

[just-shower-responses]

how did this manage to get worse

[the-players-arcade]

You know that can be said about a lot of things.

[lily-orchard]

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[some-alt-or-other]

Reblog if women can DM you as forward and sexually as they want.

THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIANISM

MEN DNI

[pubup-is-a-kitty]

newbie mech pilot: um,, why is my callsign Rapebait?

girl who picked it: shut up Rapebait

[shegayonmygirl]

girls I'm sorry as much as I talk about being a pervert I mostly just want someone to hold me tightly and make me feel safe and never let go

[gumi-megpoidd]

yeah. yeah.

[gumi-megpoidd]

we're all feeling normal huh

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[blxxxp]

Wizard girl glamouring her clothes so that anyone who isn't sapphic sees a modest outfit instead whatever incredibly slutty clothes she has on (or just her fully nude body).

[slutty-d1saster]

Prev this is gold why would you leave it in the tags

[howlingguardian]

Oglaf: Sextiles

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[your-local-genderfluid-sapphic]

you guys say it like it wont get on Pinterest in a few days at most

[butch4ag]

Having a job is really getting in the way of me being a horny lesbian

[unspeakablybea]

for pride tie up that touch starved tgirl and touch her until she cries! and then keep touching her! <3

[trueshredguitar]

have you guys ever used that subreddit stats tool to look up kink subreddits and deduce which seemingly arbitrary groups of people have certain kinks. i’m a scientist

[trueshredguitar]

my findings (thanks to this tool, subredditstats)

the two non-porn subreddits that overlap in userbase the most with /r/breeding is /r/elderscrolls and /r/liberalgunowners

there is significant overlap between /r/hentaibreeding and /r/exjw. this overlap is not present in the RL breeding-related subreddits. curious

/r/hentaibreeding also overlaps heavily with /r/greysanatomy. i do not know why

/r/furry’s userbase overlaps with — beyond anything else besides /r/furry_irl — /r/hazbinhotel and /r/helluvaboss

(edit: okay i claim ignorance because I’m not in the community, but i’ve been informed furry is not the kink subreddit. i knew /r/yiff would have been the appropriate one but it is not searchable and i just went with the subreddit i thought people on /r/yiff would be most likely to also use, not knowing furry is sfw.)(on that line, what is /r/yiff hiding. tell me your secrets.)

the only non-porn subreddit with an overlap score over 8 for /r/bdsm is /r/residentevil

users of /r/feetpics are 19 times more likely than the average reddit user to be active in /r/maturemilf

this isn’t relevant but i just found out there’s a subreddit called “verifiedfeet” and it made me laugh

/r/moviescirclejerk has negligible overlap with porn subreddits as opposed to other “fandom” related subreddits which just goes to show you kino before hoes ALWAYS

/r/marvelmemes users are 51 times more likely than the average redditor to visit /r/thickdick and 11 times more likely to visit /r/ratemycock

the only sex-related subreddit besides /r/sex that /r/civ users are more likely to use is… /r/deadbedrooms

there’s a pretty high overlap between /r/armpit and /r/politicalhumor

users of /r/consentacles overlap with /r/socialistra (socialist rifle association) to an absolutely insane degree.

[manicbones]

not feeling safe at home is just such a visceral violent thing and if you’ve ever experienced that I’m really sorry, you’re brave and strong and it’s gonna be okay

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[saturn-catz]

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

[i-am-a-fish]

Apt. C

[loverles]

rb if you’re a dyke who loves tummy ‼️