✌🌼

and the forests will echo with laughter

[yancydrew]

anyone have advice on how to give myself amnesia so I can replay all the games for the first time?

[shortys-betrayal]

Just get hit in the head as many times as Nancy has throughout the series

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[pr1nceshawn]

Dogs And Cats by Lynol .

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I want to point out that they don’t kill people. Instead you get scenes like:

“Sir, the security systems are all shutting down!”

[cut to a shot of a bunch of trilobites scuttling around on the floor]

[lena-luthor]

[compassandcurls]

brb ugly crying 

[thelorelaigilmores]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[lynxspots]

The nerve!!

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[edwardfucks]

if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

[originalhufflepuff]

#everything about this is a masterpiece including the url

[different-landscapes]

[pocblog]

amazing 💯💯💯💯

[gif87a-com]

Rehabilitated monkey returned to his troop

Pearce is a 1 yr old vervet monkey, he was trapped due to an injured leg, after treatment and rest he was returned to his family… this video shows the amazing bond between not only the mother, but the whole troop and the Alpha male.

Source: @VervetRescueCentre / FB

[wurwurz]

That hug has killed me. ♥♥♥

[immaculate-benediction-batch]

Now Im crying!

[diablito666tx]

What’s your favorite Scary Movie?

[joshmuratori]

rip polly pocket paddle boat

[literal-humangarbage-deactivate]

‘That’s a mood’

[saltymommie]

This is better than interstellar

[twilightly-blog]

I love you. I have always loved you. A Quiet Place (2018) dir. John Krasinski