Chosen One

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[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

[amandla]

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[sephirthoughts]

[100493503004422]

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

[kylieminvogue]

"SEINFELD" S3E13 - "The Subway"

[rosesgray]

CHER (1991)

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]

[the-shanpai]

[puppybeargf]

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[fismitville]

a study in snoopy

[marinella-ela]

[beemovieerotica]

[meanbuddhist]

you may find me having intense spiritual breakthroughs and revelations just to completely forget about them one week later don’t worry about me i am on my path

[carnival-phantasm]

[recoiled4]

[bonivers]