[heartfairy]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[aidashakur]

not to suck my own dick but i’ve pulled myself out of some really dark places and i continue to do so

[disgustinggf]

there's just something undiagnosed about you babe i want you so bad

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[guerrillatech]

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[dumbusahana]

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

[stripedpaws]

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[somanyquestions-featuringanxiety]

Reblog to hide prev’s shoes as a gesture of love

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[swarnpert]

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

[swarnpert]

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

[anxietyproblem]

[afloweroutofstone]

This captures everything I love about being online

[stlamb]

does anyone know if its worth the potential disappointment to have hope for a better tomorrow

[kosmogrl]

[papayajuan2019]

i wish romance was real and not just displaced longing for what was missing in the past