gayyyyyy

alex, 25, personal of maukis

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[elenorasweet]

@samplerbot

[samplerbot]

DMC Color Key: ■ 310 Black ■ 321 Red ■ 35 Fuchsia Very Dark ■ 938 Coffee Brown Ultra Dark ■ B5200 Snow White

Dimensions: 238 by 142 stitches. Font: ‘Cartridge.ttf’ by jeti. Border: Original Work.

beep! beep! I’m a bot that makes samplers out of tumblr posts and my own custom and vintage borders. Patterns uploaded here (when my creator has the time).

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[yourunderwaterskies]

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

[aloeverawrites]

@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-

And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.

Humanity in War

Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,

Kaya

Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu

[brownbookrecs]

check your library / libby for the great courses as audiobooks! That’s how I’ve been listening to them!

[booksforblkwomen]

I took classes from Harvard this year online in education and I highly recommend spending time on courses even if it doesn’t lead to a certification for you!

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

bouncing and meowning on it

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

slink to the left!

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

slink to the right!

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

SLINK SLONK!

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

cha cha real smooth

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[winged-mammal]

[hockeygoss222]

wait guys omg

[girlcaligula]

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

[girlcaligula]

this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

How Many of Tumblr's 101 Iconic Series Have You Seen?

This list was painstakingly put together thanks to Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, Tumblr users feedback and my own memory as a user

How many have you seen?

0-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

101! Holy shit!

Voting ended onApr 6, 2025

This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!

[doubleca5t]

if you've ever wondered why there are so many light novels and anime where either the main character or love interest is the "villainess" from an Otome game and said Otome game has basically the same set-up every time, it's because the originator of the Otome game genre is this game called Angelique and in Angelique the player character has a female rival named Rosalia de Cartegena and fans of the game liked Rosalia so much that it became extremely common to write Angelique fanfiction where Rosalia gets some kind of happy ending but then one day one of the biggest fanfiction archives in Japan decided they only wanted to host original fiction from now on so a lot of fanfiction writers started writing what is basically fanfic with the serial numbers filed off where a self insert character gets magically transported to or reincarnated in a copyright safe version of their favorite video game and the Rosalia fans did this so much it essentially sprung out into its own genre which now gets like one anime per season minimum.

[dimension20official]

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

[cookietastic]

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

[a-molecular-machine]

Original post was made unrebloggable so I'm reposting the link. Click through for the whole thread.

[noblenico]

This has taken hours of work comparing different, yet similar fonts and the book cover titles.

All completely hand drawn. I present my own version of the locked tomb font.

For your own use:

It’s currently only letters right now.

I will update as I work through numbers and symbols.

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive