Trying to Breathe More and Care Less

Kayla. Currently breathing in that fresh tree in Santa Cruz. 🌲 Short films and Michael Jones fuel my life. I like pretty things. Sometimes I draw.

[suckmydicknewyorker]

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

[stellarblade]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]

[cat-memes-only]

[miiriya]

[romxnogers]

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

[theweirdwideweb]

[blossomeboy]

Country boys make do…

[witchlybabe]

THIS is “boys will be boys”

[xplodingunicorn]

[christinecanigula-archive]

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

[christinecanigula-archive]

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

[egbertcaptors]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[itsreallystupid]

hovercats

[awakeby-awindow]

[queericonmarshall]

Perhaps all of them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[petr1kov]

okay so i’ve recently watched hairspray and this scene destroyed me

look at their faces jfc

bonus:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at school when my sister set a giant bumblebee on me because I wasn’t vegan. I Googled how to get rid of it and the instructions were pretty unusual: tell the bee a joke, then ask it for a divorce. My joke was, “What does a sea lion say?” The punchline was a terrible sea lion impression. The bumblebee laughed and then I asked it for a divorce and it said okay, then turned into a person and walked me home.

[operationsc]

So the actual way to get a bumble bee off of you is to blow on it. The wings will catch the wind and it will fly off. Hornets? You just let those guys chill on you until they decide they want off

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[deathgripspussy]

YALL

WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR

I FUCKING MEAN IT

[xsugarconex]

good.

[deathgripspussy]

you

[buzzfeed]

[bunney]