[rainintheforecast]

just had an idea. ginadryl. it’s when you take 5 benadryl with a big glass of straight gin and let god decide what to do with you

[dresdenthemaenad]

[dresdenthemaenad]

[breakfastburritoe-deactivated20]

[surprisebitch]

[frikiskrew]

[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

original post: x

[great-tweets]

cursed level over 9000

[the-smiling-pony]

Holy shit

[shounenchild]

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

[kai-keda]

my god

[bluejettyy-deactivated20220927]

This is both unnerving and hilarious

[shiruki]

[master-bison-deactivated2019102]

This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.

[deaddolin]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[gumch]

hes here

[valtsv]

needed some time to be alone

[tumblerescapee-deactivated20230]

i took a picture of my furby eating a tortilla chip but the file got corrupted and now she looks like she's dissociating

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

*PUTS MOUNTAIN DEW, DORITOS, AND PISS IN A BLENDER*

GAMER SOUP, BABY!!!!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i have fucking food poisoning.

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

*PUTS MOUNTAIN DEW, DORITOS, AND PISS IN A BLENDER*

GAMER SOUP, BABY!!!!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i have fucking food poisoning.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[990000]

source

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

She promised an ex who had belittled her dreams that one day he wouldn’t be able to order a coffee with out hearing one of her songs. She deserves all the good she’s worked for.

[borderwar-cowabunga]

The thing people forget about her is that Lady Gaga is fueled mostly by spite

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]