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The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
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queue this post when itâs your birthday and be surprise
Bronze Optician Advertisement Lamp, circa 1920Â
I wanna live in a decrepit old town where this is every single streetlight
I need new glasses, better go on down to the Cursed Hovel
Someone figured out how to make a mask that responds to eye movement! Another amazing start to a cosplay!Â
Props to Lenses Factory HK
I still think itâs hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Supermanâs secret identity or where he lives or what he does when heâs not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that canât be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the âpersonal lifeâ section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks âoh my god, maybe heâs superman!â for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama â They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though theyâve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, âGreg is secretly Obamaâ would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. âKal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolisâ is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesnât already know itâs true
[From Max Landisâ amazing âAmerican Alienâ series about Superman.] SO GOOD
SCREAM đđ» IT đđ» TO đđ» THE đđ» BACK đđ» SO EVERYONE đđ» CAN đđ» HEAR
His shit eating grin in the last one sells it
I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.
Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.
This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant thatâs FANTASTIC
Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.
Iâve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet
Wanna know the kicker?
In the first chapter of JLAâs âDivided We Fall Arcâ both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post âTower of Babelâ where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to âunmaskâ himself as well.
When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: âHe doesnâtâŠwear a mask. I never evenâŠthought he had aâŠday jobâŠâ
Thatâs right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.
Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.
There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is
It figured out he was ClarkâŠand Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDNâT BELIEVE that Superman would ever âPretendâ to be human because it would mean pretending to be âWeakâ
90% of Supermanâs disguise is everyone else doing the work for him
the best secret identity of all.
loving this The Batman costume camera test
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Re: the whole subtitles discourse, subtitles in films are actually a great example of why thereâs no such thing as universal accessibility, because for people with certain types of attentional focus problems, the presence of subtitles can render a film entirely unwatchable. If thereâs prominent text on the screen, they literally canât see anything else â it just doesnât process. Like, yes, subtitles should always be an option, but if you carry that to the point of insisting that all visual media should be subtitled at all times, youâre just trading one access barrier for another.
As someone with ADHD and an audio processing disorder, this is exactly it. While I love watching shows/movies with the subtitles on, they are actually more distracting than helpful most times because I am now focusing on when theyâll actually say the line vs how long the subtitles have been on (it ruins a lot of drama or suspense, because I can read faster than they say it) or I am focusing on the fact that subtitles are not always 100% accurate, and sometimes they are not accurate at all which leads me into thinking how does this actually help anyone who is HoH/Deaf because the things they said do not match remotely to the text?Â
Basically, itâs a lose-lose scenario, because I cannot overcome my attention deficit to enjoy the show/movie due to the subtitles that I also require to understand what the fuck is happening in the first place.
I love subtitles, I just want them to be as accurate as possible, with the option to turn them on or off and to change the style.
Add immersion to your D&D game by having a man in an orc costume stand behind you and breakdance continuously all session.
Awake is stupid i want to get drunk
One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this âI will not speak to you without a lawyerâ can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state âI am now invoking my right to a lawyerâ and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with âI am invoking my right to have a lawyer presentâ. You canât just tell them you wonât talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say âwell they just said they wouldnât speak without a lawyer present. Thatâs not invoking their rights to a lawyer. Itâs just stating a fact.â even just stating your right to a lawyer doesnât count!
PLEASE share this addition. I am a lawyer who works in criminal defense, and this is one of the most avoidable things that people consistently get wrong about the Miranda rights.
Here are some more âambiguousâ phrases which courts have found DO NOT invoke your right to a lawyer:
âMaybe I should speak to my lawyer first.â
âI might like a lawyer.â
âI think I should have a lawyer present for this.â
âCould I speak to my lawyer first?â
âHow long until my lawyer gets here?â
And perhaps most egregiously â âGet me a lawyer, dawg â âcause this is not whatâs up.â
Here are the magic phrases which you need to know if you want to invoke your Miranda rights:
1) âAm I free to leave?â
Itâs worth asking this even if the answer is obvious. Even if the officer does not let you leave, by forcing them to admit that you are not free to leave, you are creating a record which your attorney can use to prove that you were in custody. Miranda rights only apply if the interrogation is custodial, meaning that police officers will frequently claim that their suspects were ânot in custodyâ to get around their Miranda rights.
2)Â âI am invoking my right to remain silent.â
Simply staying silent will not invoke your right to remain silent. As absurd as this is, you must explicitly say that you are invoking your right to remain silent in order to invoke that right.
3)Â âI am invoking my right to an attorney.â
As stated above, you must be not only clear and unambiguous, but clear and legally unambiguous. Donât get cute. Donât get sassy. And on the flip side, donât get intimidated and use verbal ticks to minimize your request. Say the line with those words exactly â say it clearly, and say it once, and then say nothing else.
Because even after youâve done all this, the police can still try to get you to talk. Theyâre not supposed to interrogate you, but theyâre allowed to make casual conversation, and if that conversation just happens to circle back around to the thing they wanted to question you about, well, thatâs really your fault for talking after you said you wouldnât, isnât it? Canât possibly fault the poor officers when you initiated â if you really wanted to have your rights respected, you wouldnât have talked to them in the first place.
The police know this, and they will mercilessly exploit this loophole. So, once youâve successfully invoked your Miranda rights, any and all conversation you have with police officers will put those rights back into jeopardy.Â
Putting it all together:
Ask: âAm I free to leave?â
If they say no, say:Â âI am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to an attorney.â
And then shut up and do not say a single thing to them for any reason whatsoever until you have actually spoken to an attorney. Yes, even if it takes hours. Yes, even if they start talking to you about something else.
Finally, a very important disclaimer:
I may be a lawyer, but Iâm not your lawyer, and I cannot guarantee that what Iâve just laid out here will always work for every situation. We didnât get to this bizarre and absurd place overnight â we built this ridiculous system piecemeal, by deciding on a case-by-case basis that certain phrases were âtoo ambiguousâ or certain types of questioning werenât actually questioning at all. The law is still in flux, and is still fundamentally out to get you, and willing to bend plain meaning beyond all recognition to do it. Even if you invoke your rights perfectly, exactly as I have specified above, thereâs a chance that your invocation of rights will be disqualified on some new technicality that no oneâs even thought of yet â and thatâs precisely the problem.
Watch this video: âDonât Talk To The Policeâ
And do this even if you have actually done something wrong and want to take responsibility for it. Rights arenât just for wrongly accused people and you cannot count on the police to do the right thing because youâre trying to do the right thing. You may end up charged with far more or worse than what you actually did. Even if, in the best possible scenario, you deal only with honest officers who bear you no malice, they could make honest mistakes that put you in a worse position, and you may not notice because youâre not familiar with all the rules theyâre supposed to follow. Your lawyer should know all about that and can speak up for you if procedures are not followed properly. Good luck!
idk if any of this works for Black people but just gonna reblog so we at least have the knowledge
Reblog if itâs ok for people to give you $599.99
canât risk it
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.Â
Gotta take all the chancesâŠ..
Never risk it
I canât take the chance by not postingâŠđ
Could use any good luck the universe can spare.
fuck it
Every day I learn something new about queer history.
I feel⊠ashamed? I didnât know any of this
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This makes be both want to cry and also sooo very happy.Â
If youâre having a bad day, watch this
Yay!!
my favorite part is how the adult dog just seems to be sort of tolerating the puppyâs nonsense, but every time the puppy chills a little or moves too far the dog is all âno no keep playing!!â
by @found_it_on_google over on instagram, bless their soul
hope this helps yall artists and friends of artists out!!