Vrepit sa, bitches

part-time nebula, full-time mess. bi | she/her | bye

[littlealienproducts]

Black Bat Teacup by AngiolettiDesigns

[couchtaro]

An interesting internet culture thing I’ve never seen discussed is the “shared unstated”, where someone will say an incomplete sentence leaving out the most crucial information and yet it conveys an idea or emotion that everyone just. Gets.

An example of this is when people are reacting emotionally to something and they just say “I’M” and then leave off any verbs or anything else in general. We started out with “IM SCREAMING” or “IM DYING” and then evolved just into “I’M” which holds almost no information and yet, we get it.

Another example is the recent “one of the most of all time” phrase. The first time I saw it was about a very strange looking little creature, like maybe one of those rodents with the elongated snout, and one of the comments was “one of the most animals of all time.” The crucial adjective is missing but the Vibe is present. Is it one of the most beautiful animals, the best animals, the coolest animals, the weirdest animals? Certainly not. And we all know it’s not. But it definitely is one of the most animals, which is a separate thing. Idk. It just is. We just get it. It’s the shared unstated.

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[cykelops]

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

[lesser-flamingo]

Every time i see this post i remember seeing the movie in the theater with my dad. After the first line he really loudly whispered to himself “he’s CANADIAN” in indignation and then when logan said the same thing immediately he gave what i can only call a scoff of approval

[transmutationdice]

Intergalactic. 

A space inspired d20 - numbers not painted.

I’m new to tumblr, hello *waves awkwardly* 

[kulluto]

this is the funniest fucking tweet ever

[amvs]

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

[amvs]

like this

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

[polar-solstice]

My devoutly Christian coworker told me she’s pretty sure I’ve been casting spells every day when I say “get home safe” because if she doesn’t see me, wild shit happens to her, so now she won’t leave the office without a blessing, and I love this for us

[littoldumbace]

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[valtsv]

i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i’d die for it but at least i’d die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

[i-lionheart]

[djklmnx]

[jaeger-bombastic-was-taken]

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[funnytwittertweets]

[moggleboggle-deactivated2024040]

I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of wood

[moggleboggle-deactivated2024040]

Curer of depression, bode sculpture cat

[cumaeansibyl]

Perry Lancaster

[nydescynt]

Ty so so much for reblogging with the artist name bc now he has more dollars and I have a little cat statue on its way :3

[funnytwittertweets]