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cherry valley forever
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@finalsingularityva
System Intro!
Heyo! Heres our intro! Will be updated when needed! Our sys name is the Singularity Collective! CURRENTLY A WIP!!
Age: 25
Host: Sebastian, Scythe
alters open for questions!
Skateboard, Scythe, Sebastian, Blair, Banhammer, Katana, Lykos, Katana
Ask us anything! Any rude comments will be deleted and you will be blocked
so like halloween last year was fun, the host, Sebastian, went as Gabriel ULTRAKILL for halloween! This is what he looked like.
another post!!
since we have decided to come back to tumblr, take out traditional art of our Phighting headbuddies!! THESE ARE SYSTEM ALTERS DO NOT REPOST OR REDRAW WITHOUT PERMISSION!!
1: Medkit
2: Banhammer
3: Scythe
4: Skateboard
5: Subspace.
currently working on Katana right now
WHOA! A POST?!
im doing a huge art dump!! Starting with my favourite art of the fish man from Pressure! Also gonna add my Phighting designs later!
edit; this isnt that big.. whoops..
edit 2: THE SECOND PICTURE IS A REDRAW WE GOT FROM PERMISSION BY @/ catnip_cataria ON TWITTER!! CREDIT GOES TO THEM!!! :D
So, @inkspottie suggested I draw this meme with Henry and…he’s a meme now, I guess. XD
I’m wheezing like a teakettle!!!! I love this!!
So I drew this, should I make a comic series with these alters? There’s me, Cuphead, Bendy, Ranboo (whos a factive), and Henry. Would anyone like it? -Benjamin
My money’s on Josh
OH MY GOD IS TODAY THE JOSH BATTLE
It’s the 21st not the 24th
Why do I wanna lay in my back not doing anything but stare at the ceiling?
fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore
half of those are fanny packs
while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill
what is a fanny back but a modern day medival coin purse my friend
I don’t care what you call them, i need stuff like
Firstly - they look cool
Secondly - i hate hate HATE purses, messenger bags mess up my posture which then hurts my spine, and backpacks are hard to reach and take stuff out or put stuff in.
These? These are perfectly handy, weight gets distributed around your pelvic area instead of hurty spine, and you won’t just forget it laying somewhere. Again.
@winneganfake. Of Tormented Artifacts is your person for all these needs
Hi.
…and this is just SOME of what I have in stock right now. You want kickass leather gear? Come see me. Http://tormentedartifacts.com
Tbh I could use the holster for a sword for my katana-
Art by ömer tunç
That’s cool and all but Batman riding a dragon?? What?? No ones going to question that??/j
i wish all outdoor cat owners a very bring the cat inside permanently
Dearest annoyinglymymusic,
I write to you on this hot summer’s eve with amazing news. I want you to know that ever since you left a comment on my shitpost, my life has changed. I was brought to tears upon reading your eluquent words, the part about “terrorist scum” truly was beautiful. After reading that, I immediately called ISIS and decided to stop being a terrorist. I told them about your comment and they all stopped too. ISIS was defeated because of you. You. You literally stopped terrorism. I cancelled my job at ISIS (I was a receptionist) and decided to take up sewing. I have a wife and two kids now.
Thank you for changing my life,
Thebootydiaries
Not all minorities are terrorists, the LGBTQ are counted as minorities. Anyone who isn’t a cis straight white communist male is a minority. Even discrimination happens with straight white men but still, doesn’t happen too often. It happens with people who are Asian, Islam, black, gay, trans, non binary, asexual, xenogender, or anything that doesn’t refer to “the bible”. That book supports more murder than the Holocaust. Anyway, thank you for calling all innocent back, Islam, Asian, and LGBTQ+ people terrorists. Thank you as I, a trans man, stop my “terrorism”. Suck a dick or two, get discriminated for being gay, then come to me with your racism.
Bisexuals, watch out for “bi positivity” blogs that promote panphobia.
Ex:
Pansexuals are transphobic/chasers!
Pansexuals have internalized biphobia!
Pansexuals just want to be special!
etc.
Pansexuals, watch out for “pan positivity” blogs that promote biphobia.
Ex:
Bisexuality only means 2!
Bisexuals hate nonbinary people!
Bisexuals aren’t actually bi if they’re in a same-sex/different-sex relationship!
etc.
Don’t give them a platform. Let’s keep the solidarity up, yeah?
EDIT 4/21/2020: Turns out I’m a lesbian but panphobes and biphobes are still fucking awful, so don’t be a shitty person!
Knowing how dead this blog is no one would actually see this art of some of our system members I drew.
This is Joey Drew. British fictive asshole from Bendy and the Ink Machine
This is Benjamin Cipher. That face he makes is well known in our system cause we confuse him a lot.
And this is Henry. He’s a fictive of Henry Stein from Bendy and the Ink Machine. He’s laid back but can be strict asf.
And this is me. I’m Cuphead. Don’t hate me for reasons. I’m a fictive off the BABQFTIM dude. And no i dont like Bendy I hate his short ass.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
You guys are definitely not ready to have sex
hey id really appreciate it if you stopped using your mind powers to set me on fire. thanks queen
No, I’m also a king btw
Have a draw of something that happened a few months ago when Bendy was little. Bendy is a fictive alter of our system, and Cuphead- who’s also in the system- was having a bad day and so, this is how their friendship started. -Henry
