Resurrected And Came Back Weird

They/them

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[finn-isnt-here]

STRAW HAT

[finn-isnt-here]

Having a gloopy one on the dashboard

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[newleechonlife]

is prev eyes or teeth

eyes

teeth

Voting ended onFeb 20

[writing-biting]

"I'm in the zone," said the adventurer, balancingly. "The zone of truth."

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[creativitycache]

“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[sepublic]

I love you gender-fuckery dreamer who wants to be a part of this profession connected to her fantasy, and has/is set up for an arc about her fiction not quite fitting her reality, but that it still matters and means a lot to her!!!

I love you disillusioned, graying, chronically ill reject of the system who is bitter about the reality but not quite willing to break the dreamer’s heart early and ultimately finds herself inspired for and humoring her exploration for it!!!

I love you literal Blue Blood who has been told about this royal fantasy you struggle to realize isn’t real, who is a dehumanized toy for others and connected to this motif of having your image bastardized and misrepresented by an oppressive system to hurt people!!!

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[predstrogen]

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

[maythray]

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Dispel Magic? Uh yeah, I sure hope it is!

[andhumanslovedstories]

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

[andhumanslovedstories]

WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

[foreskinnty]

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

[igotstuckinthevoidhelp]

colorblindness check! make sure you can see all of the shapes in the circles; if not, that might mean you've lost some of your ability to see color!

[aggiepython]

i had a dream about a museum that had a river running through it, i visited it in while going on a canoe journey. it was analogous to those roadside tourist attractions.

made in krita and blender. i wonder if it's in some way pretentious of me to draw a museum filled entirely with art drawn by me.

[randomencounters]

Place: art museum navigated by canoe

[finn-isnt-here]

I thought this was how the Dolly Parton Museum and Dollywood worked