May 9
They say interacting with the gays will make you turn gay. They forget that I invented gay
#gay#mlm#for context and this is a little explicit if you want to skip the tags#when I was a young lad going to middle school#I was discovering my body#important to note that I was at that point a good christian kid#and I independently thought of what if someone licked my dick#and what if I licked theirs?#so I independently invented 69 without knowing what it was#also important to note that I was oblivious and socially awkward so I didn't know/pay attention to any of the sex references made by peers#When asked which girl my crush was I consistently was like I don't have a crush#but when I was like 15 and started being consistently in online spaces#I figured out that my first crush was a boy from my church's boy youth group thing when I was like 12#so that's the story of how I independently invented gay#infodumping
