I don't know... but I punched it!

Emma - 25 - BisexualProfessional Scrublord 

[iamalivenow]

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

[interstitialvacancy]

Sorry Derek, I cannot reblog it without your tags as they are just... the essence. The extract 🤌

[by-grace-of-god]

“Death blowing bubbles,” 18th century. The bubbles symbolize life’s fragility. This plaster work appears on the ceiling of Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. (+)

[press-altf4-deactivated20231211]

modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*

[press-altf4-deactivated20231211]

BONUS: Because this is my first post that reached 100+ notes I will thank you all with one of the lovely images that inspired this post

i'm sorry.

[coughdropcandymachine]

I don't play Fallout so I had to look up what ED-E looks like:

[thedankmemes]

[curseworm]

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[romanceyourdemons]

i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact

[geniusoflove]

they were yaoi before you were born.

[geniusoflove]

😦

[otherwindow]

[ladyfl4me]

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

[arkaniist]

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.

[carefulmisbehaving]

[unexplained-events]

Deep in and old park (Park W Maciejowej) in Poland, there is an abandoned and decaying mausoleum. If you wander inside, you’ll stumble upon a rather terrifying sculpture of a demon that was left behind after the filming of a horror movie (Redwood).

The building is open, so everyone can visit this impressive creature. The sculpture is often vandalized but is often repaired by local people who love this addition to the landmark.

If you’re curious about the movie, I actually found it on youtube (link below).

REDWOOD

[alascene]

[normalfixation]

sorry for having so much hatred in my heart and the same amount of love also

[funnytwittertweets]

[thempregguy]

Just wanted to show you what that Miyazaki post was talking about bestie xD

Dark Souls can be really horny when it wants to

[misplacedgamer]

Ash. Holy shit. Hidetaka Miyazaki is OBSESSED with big ladies that don’t wear shoes and can kick your ass. ESPECIALLY in DS1.

Also if you think that art is horny, here’s her in game model

[thempregguy]

WHAT HELLO WHAT

[misplacedgamer]

Have another one Ash <3 Her name is Priscilla

[lastoneout]

I know it's not Dark Souls but in terms of FromSoft and Hidetaka Miyazaki being obsessed with beautiful women we have to bring up Lady Maria

She is TALLER than you, she will kill you six hundred times with her swords covered in flaming blood, and I believe if you are playing as a female hunter her visceral animation is her cradling you close before ripping your heart out, leading to speculation that she's canonically gay

you should look up the cutscene you get before you fight her, but be warned, it was so overwhelming that when I watched it my bisexual ass had a meltdown live on stream to the point that I literally couldn't SPEAK

and, in terms of Big Ladies, the Plain Doll in bloodborne, while dressed modestly, is also Way Fucking Taller Than You which I ADORE

FromSoft is ALL about the ladies <3 especially the big tall ones

[misplacedgamer]

There are only three things Miyazaki cares about: Big Women, Femme Boys, and Men in Cool Armor

[a-slut-for-smut]

legitimate question tho: why would you care about anything else

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[ninth-order-simulacra]

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

[teamrocketgender]

[yorhaw]